A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
"Hi, is Tony home?"
"No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says, "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says, "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
2007-01-20 18:00:45 · 15 answers · asked by Tator Salad 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
roflmao good one tatar salad...!!!
2007-01-20 18:05:45 · answer #1 · answered by SmoothCharacter 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll do this the next time I need to pay back a friend.
Good joke.
2007-01-21 02:05:46 · answer #2 · answered by TE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats funny right there, he pays his debt and gets to stare at her breasts, thats laugh out loud funny.
2007-01-21 04:33:58 · answer #3 · answered by Jeremy© ® ™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like we needed proof.
2007-01-21 02:04:11 · answer #4 · answered by Pamela 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao, pretty good heard something like it before though, but always god to laugh
2007-01-21 02:05:35 · answer #5 · answered by It's been awhile 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol heard one similar to this before , but it's still funny heheheh
2007-01-21 02:04:36 · answer #6 · answered by Emery 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That was frickin hilarious! I love you tater!
2007-01-21 02:04:12 · answer #7 · answered by Fluffy Rover 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-01-21 02:04:04 · answer #8 · answered by Andy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, thats why yall r jerks, lol.
2007-01-21 02:06:51 · answer #9 · answered by Aero 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.....Classic.
2007-01-21 02:04:28 · answer #10 · answered by KMD Zev Sub and Onyx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋