2007-01-20 16:54:15 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
First I look them straight in the face and say that all you got grab them by the hair knee them in the face tackle them to the ground get on top and punch her in her face and make that b i t c h regret ever even touching me :) then id get off all calm and cool and say now whats up whos next haha
2007-01-20 17:01:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kick him back at his groin and punch him as hard as possible until he says sorry or collapse because nobody would kick that "part" of your body if he didnt mean to take your life.
2007-01-21 00:57:19 · answer #2 · answered by GOTHIC_SANNIN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anything. Once it gets dirty anything goes. In a situation like this I'd kick someone when they are down or use objects nearby. A mans testicles are sacred ground.This is my second biggest peeve in fights next to swarming. Nothing drives me crazier than when someone else jumps in.
2007-01-21 01:02:10 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Assuming it was a kick, that it connected...well, I'd be bent over, being a guy and all, so my strategy would exploit *that*.
I'd wrap myself bodily around the leg, grabbing it with both hands while turning to one side so he's not as likely to hit me in the face full on....and then fall over on top of the leg, full body weight.
The leg's going to be crooked (I turned), and he's going to be off-balance (I have his leg in both of my hands, he gave it to me...and this assumes that my legs aren't locked around his leg too, *lol*). I currently weigh something like 285, 290.
At worst, I get a bruised testicle....I've had worse. I've eaten a punch or two in my face before too, no biggie....
He gets his leg broken, most likely around his knee. :)
2007-01-21 01:09:01 · answer #4 · answered by Bradley P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pull out a machine gun.
Just for looks.
THEN I'd use my super mind power to ... read a book, telling you how to defend yourself.
Ignore all that I'd learned, of course, then call upon my marine friends to take me to another dimension.
Good times.
2007-01-21 00:58:22 · answer #5 · answered by Just Answer ... Or Suffer ... 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
grab my groin and then fall down and proceed to cry like a little girl.
2007-01-21 00:57:57 · answer #6 · answered by Fun Haver 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Although I am not a male, gonna pretend I am to answer your question. The answer would be lay on the ground-for a very long time.
2007-01-21 00:57:47 · answer #7 · answered by rosey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lay on the ground and cry like a baby
2007-01-21 01:00:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kick them in the groin with my stilleto's on and run away fast. :P
2007-01-21 00:56:00 · answer #9 · answered by Boop 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm female so it wouldn't hurt as bad as a man, it'd just really piss me off. So then I'd open up a big ol' can of whoopass.
2007-01-21 00:57:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋