I am urging you to vote for me in the upcoming election. here are reasons why.
- I was once a calligraphy enthusiast
- I advocate asbestos in the school room as teaching aids
- All toads will be known as "frogs" as toads do not exist
- Every thursday one must wear a mustache or official one legged boot
- Stapler juice, drano, and antifreeze will be added to vendors menus around the country
- Every third child shall be named Charles B. Wellington
and- Every person will be granted a large amount of solid gold baby sea otters on every labor day
Vote for me and all of your wildest dreams will come true
I'm T-Bill Flamingo, and I approve this message
2007-01-20 16:05:42 · 12 answers · asked by T-Bill Flamingo 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Vote for Shiny Toaster in 2008!
2007-01-20 16:15:58 · answer #1 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You have my vote because i ran out of otters.
Crazy competition out there!
Hey do pyromaniacs receive free asbestos if you win? That would be awesome!
2007-01-21 00:25:45 · answer #2 · answered by secret 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love your ad and a lot of other politicos could learn something from you...what the hell I will vote for ya...btw what are you running for?
2007-01-21 00:09:47 · answer #3 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So far you are the BEST candidate by far. The others want to take away my second ammendmant rights, and they don't believe in the death penalty.
2007-01-21 00:20:20 · answer #4 · answered by sad kitty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very persuasive arguments and platform, I'm still deciding, but if ya give me 10 pts. the vote is yours. lol
2007-01-21 00:12:15 · answer #5 · answered by It's been awhile 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillary!
2007-01-21 00:09:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you are Republican, forget it as the lemon in the White House has turned too many of us off.
2007-01-21 01:10:09 · answer #7 · answered by liberty11235 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is 2 years away....a lot can change by then
2007-01-21 00:15:26 · answer #8 · answered by Chris B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got my vote!
2007-01-21 00:09:55 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You
2007-01-21 00:10:29 · answer #10 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋