My stomach rumbles like an avalanche,
Mercilessly obliterating all in its wicked path,
A pocket of gas grazes my sphincter hole as I excuse myself from class,
Too late.
Burning, like the fires of Hell, a rotten egg flatus gas
emits silently from my unsuspecting butthole
The air around me gets dense and moist with the hot, muster of rotten eggs
People around me, shooting glances of disgust this way and that,
Sssppppssss...oops, another pocket of flatus gas flees my buttcrack and meshes with the existing pass gas in the air,
embarrassed, i shoot glances of disgust right back at my fellow classmates,
everybody looks around, desperately sniffing their armpits--anything that is better than this insufferable gas,
what to do?
ssssppppppssss, ooopsie, another gas exits,
sweat jutts down my face and I feel uneasy, these flatus gas emittances are looking to be the bane of my existence,
will anyone forgive my social transgressions?
does anyone know its me?
squeeek!!, oops, now, every1 nos its
2007-01-20 15:47:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
lol
2007-01-20 16:03:16 · answer #1 · answered by can u ♥ moi? 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
that was so touching, im sure your wife will love reading it after the custody battle
dude are you serious, a love poem from the bottom of your heart about farting in the classroom -
you know what? i think youre just yanking our chains - no one is that m0r0nic
but if you are serious, than seriously drive to the middle of a desert, burn it, gather the ashes, mix them in hydrochloric acid and pour the lot under a rock - cover the rock with sand
cheers
2007-01-21 12:25:43 · answer #2 · answered by gr1m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, for a second I thought I had clicked on the Shakespear section. You are one classy individual. Needless to say, your wife is such a lucky woman to have a hopeless romantic like you in her life. I bet she brags to all her friends about the special little things like this you do for her. I bet men by the thousands are copying and pasting your love poem right now to present to their wives as a token of their affection. Thanks for being such a shining example of a man for the rest of us.
2007-01-20 17:07:28 · answer #3 · answered by alanpvr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My stomach gets full of butterfly's when ever you cross my path,
your merciless obliterating feeling of love it's what keeps me going on.
My heart is on fire, like firefly's in the night. I hope is not to late to get a little wild in bed. She wants me to be her knight and I'm ready to give her the best birthday gift night she will ever want
sh!! one problem I can get it up, and I forgot the Viagra.
2007-01-20 16:36:49 · answer #4 · answered by ray 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2017-03-01 07:37:12 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow u should write a poetry book
2007-01-20 16:06:35 · answer #6 · answered by KerryAnn 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wow -- that stinks -- oops sorry....lol I'd rather read than smell it -- good job actually well written !!!
2007-01-20 16:01:38 · answer #7 · answered by TALLgirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just when I thought your account had been suspended. You are the proverbial bad penny.
2007-01-20 16:21:13 · answer #8 · answered by arkiemom 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lovely...your wife is a lucky woman....
2007-01-20 15:54:06 · answer #9 · answered by Jennifer W 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Toilet humor is great! WTG
2007-01-20 15:54:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋