My most embarressing moment was when I was flirting with a gorgeous Puerto Rican man in the moon lit courtyard of my apartment complex, holding an adorable tiny kitten who was rubbing against my face while balancing on my shoulder. I had a fresh salon done hairdoo and my makeup was impeccable. When we parted, I went upstairs and looked in the bathroom mirror and found that I had a hershy kiss shaped deposit of kitty **** sticking out on the upper part of my cheek, that undoubtedly had to have been noticed by the object of my desire as we conversed, although he said nothing, other than to ask how old the kitten was.
2007-01-20 14:46:14 · 9 answers · asked by suicole@verizon.net 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I was at a football game talking to a friend whom I had not seen in many years.I saw this really ugly pregnant woman walking out of the restroom. I said"Do you believe someone was desperate enough to sleep with that?".It was his wife.
2007-01-20 14:56:02 · answer #1 · answered by mercury9501 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
while working as an early morning bread delivery man, visited a school for which i had keys. thinking i was alone in the darkened cafeteria kitchen at 3:30 a.m., gave no second thought to releasing the gas which was causing some gastro-intestinal discomfort. the echoes of the loud fart ended just as the giggles began. had failed to notice the female custodian who was also in the kitchen.
2007-01-20 14:52:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have a bad habit of walking into walls.
Happens all the time.
2007-01-20 14:50:43 · answer #3 · answered by Rainy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Passing gas during an english test in highschool! It was dead quiet and then....
2007-01-20 14:49:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
oh well. sorry that happened.
this is an interesting question though, i give you a star!!!!
2007-01-20 14:50:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
your story is much better than mine....
I was going to say.............
>>>never mind... e-mail me I'll tell you but not the rest...
2007-01-20 14:52:36 · answer #6 · answered by yahoo 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
when my crush told me: "say it dont spray it"
2007-01-20 14:50:28 · answer #7 · answered by sofia 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't get embarrassed
2007-01-20 14:49:43 · answer #8 · answered by hot rod 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
SORRY, CAN'T SAY
2007-01-20 14:49:30 · answer #9 · answered by Dee 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋