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I wasn't at our date because..

2007-01-20 14:30:13 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

34 answers

...when i was just leaving home, i got caugh by two potsmokers who took me to what i thought to be a chinese restaurant but turned out to be a secret cult where they threw me into a big whole and i ended up at the top of the CN Tower where i bough u some flowers, they they fell from above so i had to run down until an eagle picked me up and dragged me to this irish pub where a lot of irish and i drank a lot of beer while we took sang and walk to the main street where i was rolled over by a car to the sidewalk of ur street. by the time i got to ur house u werent there =(

2007-01-20 14:43:49 · answer #1 · answered by katy7angel 3 · 2 0

Because first of all I'd like to ask that when did we to have a date...Though I'm a man and I know you're a lady.

2007-01-21 01:55:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I hate it while stupid human beings ask the question "ought to we alter the call of the White dwelling house now that we've a black president?" that's approximately as lame and novel as asking a tall guy or woman "how's the climate up there?"

2016-12-12 16:26:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

LOL Um well...I would just be honest. I never lied about why I able to show, and I never stood anyone up. Even if I was not all that jazzed about my date...I would still make it a nice evening. I mean why not. Nice dinner, nice movie...whatever. Just enjoy the evening. : )

2007-01-20 14:46:06 · answer #4 · answered by Chistiaŋ 7 · 0 0

Cuz I ran and hid when i came to my senses and realized you looked like the monster under my bed that eats my thongs.

2007-01-20 14:41:22 · answer #5 · answered by √ẫηΣşşẫ 5 · 0 0

I was busy being a professional ribbon dancer in the olympics

2007-01-20 14:33:40 · answer #6 · answered by LIZ 3 · 0 0

I wasn't at our date becuase you are pathetic

2007-01-20 14:37:32 · answer #7 · answered by Kitty 5 · 0 0

I wanted to watch Nascar

2007-01-20 14:34:09 · answer #8 · answered by hot rod 4 · 0 0

I got pulled over by the cops.

2007-01-20 14:35:46 · answer #9 · answered by Troy K 6 · 0 0

It was the time of the month, and i ran out of tampons

2007-01-20 14:37:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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