Tell me your best Chuck Norris jokes. My favorite one will get the 10 points. I like this one: Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he doesn't get wet; the pool gets Chuck Norrised.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
2007-01-20 14:11:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.....
2007-01-20 14:15:23 · answer #1 · answered by LIZ 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of not finding. Chuck Norris goes killing.
check out ilovebacon.com for more - you'll have to wade through the archives, but I got about three pages full of them!
2007-01-20 14:14:07 · answer #2 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
2007-01-20 14:19:06 · answer #3 · answered by Ironic 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ain't chuck norris some previous guy now. yet while youthful grow to be in action video clips later began a cop sequence. so why say chuck norris and not bruce lee. bruce lee is cooler and much less hairyer. in way of dragon chuck norris grow to be extremely furry cheast shoulders everywhere bruce lee ripped his hair out.
2016-10-07 11:43:42 · answer #4 · answered by elidia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris is so scarey that the boogie man checks under the bed for chuck norris before he goes to sleep.
2007-01-20 14:17:54 · answer #5 · answered by David W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
2007-01-20 14:15:27 · answer #6 · answered by OSUbuckeye3 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the boogy man looks under his bed at night to make sure chuck norris isn't hiding there
2007-01-20 14:14:57 · answer #7 · answered by Sam E 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
outer space only exists because it is too afraid to be on the same planet as chuck norris
chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding...
2007-01-20 14:18:11 · answer #8 · answered by football studd 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most people check their closet for the boogey man,
the boogey man checks his closet for Chuck Norris
2007-01-20 14:20:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
when chuck norris does a push up he is not pushing himself up he is pushing the rest of the world down.
2007-01-20 14:15:53 · answer #10 · answered by jdtal7570 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋