Today i was pooping and i laid a nessie (Poop so big it sticks up out of the water, just like how the lochness monster nessie sticks his head out of the water), i looked down to see it as it went down the toilets blowhole, and i splashed back up and hit me in the eyeball. wut do i do? there are no hospitals around and my eye hurts like HECK! HELP!
2007-01-20 13:54:17 · 9 answers · asked by Johnny O 1 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Injuries
the only way to get poop out of your eye, is to rub more poop in it.
2007-01-20 14:03:35 · answer #1 · answered by michael l 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stick your head in the toilet and flush. Leave your eye open and the swirling water will wash it out and catch up with the poop.
2007-01-20 14:01:43 · answer #2 · answered by S H 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
With the experience I have with "eye doctors" if I really thought you were serious I'd answer this question but you just hang on,I'm sure someone somewhere is going to give you the answer you are looking for . . . . . with your other eye.
2007-01-20 14:01:28 · answer #3 · answered by Just Q 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call 911, and tell them you need an ambulance to the hospital. They have doctors there.
2007-01-20 14:28:32 · answer #4 · answered by joulesofaffection 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rinse your eye out in milk
2007-01-20 13:59:05 · answer #5 · answered by kat_luvr2003 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the CRAZIEST thing i ever heard. rinse out your eye. wow. nice job
2007-01-20 14:03:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't run it and flush eye with visine.
2007-01-20 14:02:32 · answer #7 · answered by Jody 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rinse with salt water as it will also help kill germs.
2007-01-20 16:27:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with S H.
2007-01-20 14:06:18 · answer #9 · answered by Tumbleweed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋