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I'll be ok, i have 4 gunshot wounds to my arm, nothing serious. I need a peaceful way to tell them i did not do this. I shot back at them and managed to hit one of the 3 guys 7 times in the leg, before i got back in my car and went to my friends house. My friend helped me get the bullets out of my left arm, and i'm still in critical condition, but i'll just have to suck on that till i can get out of this house and go to the hospital without them shooting at me again. My friend i was with when i was shot says theirs more of them now, what should i do?

2007-01-20 13:16:26 · 11 answers · asked by Johnny O 1 in Politics & Government Law & Ethics

listen, i cannot call the police, do you understand? this man knows alot of people, and if he goes to jail, he will make sure i die. i dont wanna hurt anyone, i just wanna solve this in a good way, because i dont wanna get hurt myself either. and i was only shot by a .38, did barely any damage to me. but seriously, help me

2007-01-20 13:24:03 · update #1

11 answers

try putting putting your story skills to work. LOL. you go from critical condition to the bullet barely touching you.. keep the story strait.

2007-01-20 13:20:15 · answer #1 · answered by Jen 5 · 2 0

I saw that episode of law and order just the other day
Spoiler: It doesn't end good
Just kidding

Have your friend go to the rooftop and throw down a flash grenade
and while they are blinded run to your car and drive off
they will chase you so make sure you have plenty of ammo
don't fire back until they shoot out your back windshield
Just kidding

Call pizza hut and order 10 lg pizzas for them and while they try to figure out who is going to pay for them sneak out the back door
Just kidding

Good luck with that

2007-01-20 13:32:48 · answer #2 · answered by Çlïgér4™ ♂ 6 · 0 0

No. Any time a cop shooter isn't killed by using the law enforcement officers i'm stunned, no rely what his race. law enforcement officers are warm-heads besides and in case you kill one in all them they are all going to be gunning for you. while that black dude killed those law enforcement officers in Cali, maximum black human beings (different than those in Oakland) knew he had it coming while SWAT blew his azz away. this situation has no bearing on the various situations law enforcement officers have shot unarmed black adult males for misdemeanor crimes at maximum. this is an entire different concern.

2016-12-12 16:24:07 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH. He shot you FOUR TIMES in the arm... yet you still were able to shoot back 7+ more times AND have the ability to think straight, call the cops, AND hop on yahoo answers?? wow.... Good story. made my day.

2007-01-20 13:30:18 · answer #4 · answered by infallible_wench 3 · 1 0

Hey, how about calling the police department. You can't be serious about this. Good story!!!
Your story still compells me.

2007-01-20 13:20:50 · answer #5 · answered by HAGAR!!! 6 · 0 0

Try typing 911.

2007-01-20 13:26:50 · answer #6 · answered by jaypea40 5 · 2 0

You're in "critical condition"?

How would you know that?

2007-01-20 13:44:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

kill everyone that moves. you do realize i don't believe you have been shot?

2007-01-20 13:20:30 · answer #8 · answered by kissmy 4 · 0 0

call the cops.

2007-01-20 13:22:18 · answer #9 · answered by LaDyLuCk 2 · 0 0

Jeez, not even good fiction.

2007-01-20 13:24:46 · answer #10 · answered by commonsense 5 · 1 0

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