2007-01-20 12:57:33 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sorry Sawyer, promised hubby I wouldn't chat with anyone on here.
2007-01-20 13:12:07 · update #1
No lie. That actually happened to my father. All of his credit cards and checking accts were closed. It took him about 2 yrs to finally straighten it all out.
2007-01-20 13:08:28 · answer #1 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First my husband could notify the Dept. of Education that I've died, so that my student loans would be erased. Same with the credit card companies. Then he could apply for Death Benefits from Social Security so that the kids could get about $700.00 a month coming in. Then he could collect on the insurance he has on me through his work. Then I'd go to Venezuela and make a nice life in the jungle on the beach. And sleep all day. And my husband could remarry. The obit should say, "She was a loving mom and wife, amen, let's eat!"
2016-05-24 02:42:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait and see if anyone showed up for the wake or sent flowers. See if anyone called with condolences, then never ever send a Christmas card to those who don't. Great way to cut the card list, don't ya think, maybe even the gift list? Lol
2007-01-20 13:03:45 · answer #3 · answered by It's been awhile 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man goes into work after being away for a few days and finds his office cleaned out of all of his stuff. He goes to his boss and asks what happened to his things, (worried that he was fired) His boss just stared at him for a few moments and tells the man that he was dead... the man totally confused said to his boss, no, I am right here alive and breathing, he also explained that his father had died and they had the same name.. (father was Sr. and he was Jr.) The boss said to Him Oh i see, we thought since you weren't here for a few days that you had died so we packed all your personal things and put them in storage.. so it wasn't you who died then....thats good to know............ Then your fired for no call no show, your stuff is already packed.
2007-01-20 13:12:07 · answer #4 · answered by kevferg64 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Laugh and start answering all the condolence cards. This actually happened to my mother about 15 years before she died and people who even knew she was alive sent her cards....good thing she had a top-notch sense of humor!
2007-01-20 13:05:51 · answer #5 · answered by jidwg 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call the local TV station for an interview !
2007-01-20 13:01:46 · answer #6 · answered by IT'S JUST ME ! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rock On...no more bills, no more taxes...I'll just take my passport and head off to some foreign land with no extradition orders and start a new life.
2007-01-20 13:13:16 · answer #7 · answered by nyhtshade 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Then I'd know once and for all that you just can't believe everything you read in the newspaper...and I'd have the proof!
2007-01-20 13:02:25 · answer #8 · answered by pat z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would assume I'm like Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense. Freaky! OOOOOOOOOOO.......
2007-01-20 13:00:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll go back sleep again with a smile on my face
2007-01-20 12:59:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋