I'm 78 years old and last night when my 62 year old girlfriend gave me a "hand job" a cloud of dust squirted out my penis. Has anyone else experienced this? Can I still have children?
2007-01-20 11:47:16 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
It's not unusual at your age. Don't you worry old geezer the vaginal fluids of your lover will rehydrate your swimmers and you can be a daddy any time you want!
LOL
2007-01-20 11:50:47 · answer #1 · answered by rip snort 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like a skin condition, and not an STD. Try using a quality moisturiser for a few days, then stop and see if the dust returns. Lip balm can also work wonders.
2016-03-29 06:45:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hand job at 78? haha how did this come about? were u watching i love lucy then got horney? if dust is coming out of there use a vaccum to get the rest out, nassssttyyy
2007-01-20 12:20:06 · answer #3 · answered by CODY T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't used it for a while have you ?
Yes and strange as it may seem to some of the youngsters who visit this site you can impregnate a woman.
2007-01-20 12:33:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dang dude I thought I was the only one with this problem.Last time mine did this she had rust stains on her new new granny bloomers.At least I think it was rust,she has weak bowles so it may have been something else.
2007-01-20 15:24:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when u r gettin older, it's almost impossible to have a children b'cos the quality of the sperm you hav is not as good as you had 50 years ago.
2007-01-20 13:30:51 · answer #6 · answered by d.mi3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would like to nominate "dust penis" as the greatest question yahoo answers has ever been privledged to host. i salute you, sir.
2007-01-20 12:40:21 · answer #7 · answered by jones 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm 80 in the shade. You got probs man.
No dust at this end.
Drink more water then it may turn to mud!!!!!!!
2007-01-20 11:52:19 · answer #8 · answered by Billy T 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You gave me such a good laugh I will have to give you a star.
2007-01-20 12:28:24 · answer #9 · answered by castle h 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
better stay off those dusty back roads.its a little bit late to think about kids isnt it.
2007-01-20 14:36:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋