Can you cheer me up?

Question

I had a bad day.

Answer 1

hey jude...don't make it bad...take a sad song and make it better...remember to let him into your heart, and then you can start to make it better... :)

Answer 2

Sorry that you're feelin' down.

This U.N. aid worker was really homesick for the good ol' U.S.A., and had this hankering for popcorn.

His Pashtu dictionary didn't have the word for popcorn, so he went into a shop, and asked for a bag of "pop" "corn". At first everyone just looked at him as if he was crazy.

By the third time he asked the shopowner, the entire store was almost on its knees laughing at the aid worker.

Finally this grizzled, old man, with tears in his eyes from laughter came to the young aid worker's assistance.

In the Queen's English, the old man explained that there was another word for popcorn used in that part of Afghanistan.

The aid worker had been asking for a bag of elephant farts.

True story ...

Answer 3

Puppies, Chocolate, Hugs, Kisses, Friends, Laughter, A Soft Blanket, Birthday Suprises, A Sunny Day, Star Gazing, A Secret Admirer. If none of these make you smile the slightest bit then I have failed and I'm sorry.

Answer 4

you and me both but you know what look on the bright side of things bad days come and go smile a little go out and have fun go to a friends house and talk to them it always works for me my bf always cheers me up by making me laugh so hard tears roll down my face hey just hold ya head up the sun always shines bright when your happy you know so laugh it up and have some fun

Answer 5

Lets go GREEN and do a bit of recycling:

As the midnight moon, was drifting through
The lazy sway of the trees
I saw the look in your eyes, lookin' into mine
Seeing what you wanted to see
Darlin' don't say a word, cause I already heard
What your body's sayin' to mine
I'm tired of fast moves
I've got a slow groove...
On my mind

Answer 6

I had a bad day yesterday. I just wanted it to end.
Always look for tomorrow. Bad days get better and you will
be okay and happy again. call a friend . talk. laugh, you will be fine.

Answer 7

I'm making funny faces,now I'm acting like a monkey,are you laughing yet?Cheer up ,I have had one of those days to.Lets show the world we can CONQUER.LOL

Answer 8

Lets see... My friends had a fight that was pretty funny. My friend Catie made a display board on Helen Keller and a parent said "It looks like Helen Keller made the board." Then my friend Rachel said "Helen Keller may have made the board, but it also looks like Helen Keller dressed her!" (In reference to Catie) This got Catie made. She said, "Oh yeah, Rachel? Well you're blonde!" And then Rachel says, "Nice to know that you aren't color blind Catie!" To which Catie replies, "I don't need to be able to see to know that!" (Because Catie could've guessed that Rachel was blonde because of her stupidity.)

Answer 9

I can cheer you up, look at my answers to questions!

Answer 10

a duck walks into a pharmacy and asks "do you have any grapes?" the pharmacist says "no try the grocery store down the street." the next day the duck returns to the pharmacy and asks "do you have any grapes?" the pharmacist says "no, try the grocery store." the next day the duck returns and asks "do you have any grapes?" the pharmacist says 'I TOLD YOU TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE! IF YOU COME HERE AGAIN ASKING FOR GRAPES IM GOING TO NAIL YOUR FEET TO THE TABLE, DUCK!" so the next day the duck returns to the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist "do you have any nails?" the pharmacist say "no" and the duck says "WELL THEN DO YOU HAVE ANY GRAPES?"

Answer 11

Cheer up damn it! It's not that bad....Come on, let's go out and have some fun....where you wanna go?