Well you see the neighbor was burning some trash and it sort of got out of hand and catches the other neighbors garage on fire. This is the same garage where his new John Deer tractor was. So the neighbor #2 sees his garage and new John Deer tractor on fire and he freaks out, goes in his house and comes out with a 12ga. Shotgun and shoots neighbor # 1. It doesn’t kill him it only hits him in a few places, most notably 2 buckshot that went through his left ear. They get in a fistfight, rolling around on the ground like two little boys. Neighbor # 1's wife gets a water hose to put out the fire but ended up hosing down both neighbors like two dogs making love. Neighbor # 2's wife comes running out of the house with a bucket of water but slips in the mud and pours most of the water on neighbor #1' wife. She thinks it was done on purpose and turns the hose on neighbor #2's wife. While they are all playing in the mud the garage and the new John Deer tractor burns down. This lights off a bottle of gas that looked like the best fireworks ever, only it lands behind my house and catches a grass field on fire. Finally someone in the next county sees the smoke and calls the fire dept. The fire dept. had a flat on the way to the seen and had to send there crew in on foot. So we all took shovels and rakes and other implements of destruction and put out the fire. Well you see all that smoke from the fire has ruin “Old Blue” my best coon dog. That poor old dog breathed so much smoke that when he farts he blows smoke rings and I was just wandering if I could sue somebody for that sort of thing and would you sue neighbor #1 or neighbor #2.?
2007-01-20 11:18:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Sue your dog for causing you an unnecessary anxiety every time it farts. All dogs have a natural fear of fire and this dog didn't get out of the way of the smoke. Is his nose still wet?
2007-01-20 11:28:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sue neighbor #2.
2007-01-20 11:30:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You HAVE to call Jerry Springer!! Somehow, two of these people are related through an illicit love affair with a space alien.
2007-01-20 11:29:59 · answer #3 · answered by Hawkeye 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sue the one with the ugly wife.
2007-01-20 11:28:55 · answer #4 · answered by Joe 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd just turn off the TV.
2007-01-20 11:24:07 · answer #5 · answered by Bostonian In MO 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i'd sue who ever caused the fire. its a illegal!
2007-01-20 11:32:07 · answer #6 · answered by corie j 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes
2007-01-20 11:32:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's up with this stuff.
2007-01-20 11:27:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you wacky republicans.
2007-01-20 11:23:24 · answer #9 · answered by b 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
no, you can't sue.
2007-01-20 11:27:50 · answer #10 · answered by The_Amish 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋