will you hold this dirty tissue for me?
Do you think Hilary Clinton's a communist?
Would you ask 1-800 operators for dates?
Take your ipod to a concert and say that it's better quality?
Construct elaborate crop circles in your front lawn?
Would you ever develop an unnatural fear of staplers?
Would you ever face the back when standing in an elevator?
Would you ever forget the pooper scooper?
Would you ever go to a Metallica concert wearing a Michael Bolton T-Shirt?
Would you ever hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song?
Would you ever leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies?
2007-01-20 09:21:21 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
true, no wait false!
2007-01-20 09:24:01 · answer #1 · answered by dullorb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
will you hold this dirty tissue for me? NO! I'm a germophobe
Do you think Hilary Clinton's a communist? no, just really bitchy
Would you ask 1-800 operators for dates? no- they could be nasty
Take your ipod to a concert and say that it's better quality? it might work
Construct elaborate crop circles in your front lawn? I might- that sounds fun & would piss off the neighbors
Would you ever develop an unnatural fear of staplers? nah
Would you ever face the back when standing in an elevator? only if the person in front of me had really bad B O
Would you ever forget the pooper scooper? in my yard, yes
Would you ever go to a Metallica concert wearing a Michael Bolton T-Shirt? no way- probably get beaten up
Would you ever hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song? if it was someone I wanted to bug
Would you ever leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies? Oh yeah!
2007-01-20 09:27:19 · answer #2 · answered by from HJ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No - eww
Hilary Clinton is an alien of some sort - communist I'm not sure about...
1800 operaters always sound hot, so...yeah (only if they weren't in India!)
Love my ipod - so yes
My dogs create their own crop circles in my front yard
Staplers are creepy with the whole, mouth of metal thing...
If there was a mirror there!
Walk on by baby!
Metallica??? Michael Bolton??? Again, ewww
Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beeeeerrr
I have an unnatural fear of copying machines - they are the cousin of staplers and work in cahoots with each other to take over the world!
2007-01-20 09:33:15 · answer #3 · answered by Phoenix 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the color.
Heck no!
Think material, not virtual.
Depends on the band.
Yes, I would make the American flag or do something silly like Micky Mouse.
Office space - Red stapler!
Only when I have a bad hair day or bad outfit day.
Kicking it may work, but your shoes may stink after.
Heck ya! Or perhaps go to a Lalapaloza concert wearing a Neil Diamond shirt?
The more irritating the song the better... :)
That is funny! Only upon a dare!
2007-01-20 09:37:34 · answer #4 · answered by ib1cutebabe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it is those new-fangled anti-viral ones.
LOL
Not really.
This is probably true.
I have not the energy or the time.
I suppose if someone stapled my eye or something.
Its funny...I did this once at a hospital because there were opening doors on both sides of the elevator. I was waiting at the one side for the door to open and the one on the oposite did. It was funny.
Not if I had a cat.
I would be the laughing stock.
That would be fun.
LOL
2007-01-20 09:29:52 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
no
no
no
yes to the crop circles
no
no
no
no
yes to the humming songs
yes to the copy machine
2007-01-20 09:28:13 · answer #6 · answered by Lupita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go stuff it up yo @$$
and an @$$hole
if they're single
i can't hear my ipod in a concert
only if it bring the news
after i stapled ma hands on the wall
wen im sleeping
IT got thrown to my face so i grab IT and throw IT back
why not
i'll screamit at their ears until their deaf
after i quit my job at that office
2007-01-20 09:26:38 · answer #7 · answered by Nixmaster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Will you say this 3 times sounds like you need it
Our Father, who art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done,
On earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power,
and the glory,
for ever and ever.
A
2007-01-24 08:47:18 · answer #8 · answered by Banshee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
don't know
no
lol yes
sounds like a fun prank maybe
no
no
don't know what it is
don't know who michael bolton is
no
maybe once
2007-01-20 09:26:43 · answer #9 · answered by plehaq 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
no way
if i was bored
no
sounds like fun
i could-- i mean you never know ;)
nata
all the time
that would b interesting
nope
i would probally be in trouble--- fun again though!
2007-01-20 09:26:06 · answer #10 · answered by Lindsey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey. Not for nuttin, but you really need a hobby, job, girlfriend, or professional help. I think you have too much time on your hands.........lol
2007-01-20 09:40:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋