How do you kill 1000 roaches and rats in your kitchen?

Question

It's very hard to cook with them running around on the stove.

Answer 1

Call north Korea. They are looking for a place to test the atomic bomb

Answer 2

for 999 roaches and rats, i called a pest exterminator. try your local phone book under ' Pest'

Answer 3

You can get rid of them by using pest control.

I found detailed information at http://www.pests.in