Is This A Terrible Prank???

Question

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.



I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it quickly. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "Hi, this is Chris. Could I speak with Robert Campbell please?"



Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f*kin number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robert's correct number to call him, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with him, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're a COCK!!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'COCK!' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're a COCK!!" It always cheered me up.



When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic "COCK!" calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from BT. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're a COCK!!"

One day I was at Barnstaple Shopping Centre, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a gunmetal grey Land Rover cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.



A couple of days later, right after calling the first COCK! (I had his number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the Land Rover COCK!, too.

I said, "Is this the man with the gunmetal grey Land Rover for sale?" Yes, it is", he said. "Can you tell me where I can see it?" I asked. "Yes, I live at 129 Well Street, in Torrington. It's a terraced house, and the car's parked right out in front."



"What's your name?" I asked. "My name is Steve Hansen," he said. "When's a good time to catch you, Steve?" "I'm home most days as I'm currently unemployed." "Listen, Steve, can I tell you something?" "Yes?" "Steve, you're a COCK!!"

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two a**holes to call.

Then one day I came up with an idea. I called COCK! #1.

"Hello?"
"You're a COCK!!" (But I didn't hang up.)
"Are you still there?" he asked.
"Yeah," I said.
"Stop calling me," he screamed.
"Make me," I said.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"My name is Steve Hansen."
"Yeah? Where do you live?"
"I live at 129 Well Street , Torrington, a terraced house, with my
gunmetal grey Land Rover parked out the front."
He said, "I'm coming over right now, Steve. And you had better
start saying your prayers."
I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, COCK!," and hung up.


Then I called COCK! #2. "Hello?" he said.
"Hello, COCK!," I said.
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."
"You'll do what?" I said.
"I'll kick your a*se," he exclaimed.
I answered, "Well, COCK!, here's your chance. I'm coming over
right now."



Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 129 Well Street, Torrington , and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 5 News about the hoodie war going down in Well Street, Torrington .

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Well Street. I got there just in time to watch two dick-heads beating the cr*p out of each other in front of six police cars, an overhead police helicopter and a News crew.



Now I feel MUCH better. Take it from me, anger management really works...!!

Answer 1

I like it ... I REALLY like it. Very imaginative ... it is the kind of "justice" I think that comes to those people in time .. .but you just sped it up a little bit. So since it came to them sooner, and called these rude fools to task, they will think twice next time thus making our world a little better. You have helped humanity. Thank you.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Well, at least YOU didn't hurt anybody, right? This proves how dangerous REPRESSED ANGER can be when it is unleased in an unhealthy manner. I'm betting the anger management was by a court order & not voluntary, because it didn't deal with your "underlying issues" that created this devious personality to begin with. More therapy is needed to resolve the new set of problems. It is classic acting-out in a manner that creates a serial killer out of a person who was once just a verbally abusive drunk.

Answer 4

and then people wonder why countries can't get along and there can be peace among people and nations. here is a prime example and I really feel sorry for you. and of course I realize that this question was written after you kissed the " blarney stone " a minimum of 24 times

Answer 5

You are a very childish person. What you did is far worse than the rude behavior of the person you harrassed. If this is true, and I doubt it, I hope they track you down and charge you with malicious mischief.

Answer 6

I'm so glad you feel much better. Thanks for making the world a better place by returning evil for evil at every opportunity.

Answer 7

I'm so sorry you actually took the time to write this. It makes me sad for you.

Answer 8

Though it is pretty far-fetched, I really like your story.
Does you good to see these stiffs get it finally.
Thanks a lot!!!

Answer 9

If that is really true, your a ****! haha. but seriously, are you out of you ******* mind!
if that is not true, that is a pretty dang funny story haha.

Answer 10

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Then I called ****! #2. "Hello?" he said.
"Hello, ****!," I said.
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."
"You'll do what?" I said.
"I'll kick your a*se," he exclaimed.
I answered, "Well, ****!, here's your chance. I'm coming over
right now."

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