I am at work and nobody is coming in. I can not leave until 6...all my work is finished. I can not get to any other internet site but Yahoo!. I've read all the news for today...so I ask all of you:
What are the funniest, strangest, creepiest stories you've ever heard or experienced? Don't tell me if you just made it up, I don't care. Best one gets 10 points...GO!
2007-01-20 08:15:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
two funny ones so far...
by the way: I CAN NOT get to any other websites. So please don't just put in a link. If I could I would not be hear asking you guys for stories!!
2007-01-20 08:26:51 · update #1
Once upon a time a supervisor enjoying his day off found an employee cruising the net on the clock asking for creepy stories. So on the following Monday the employee is mysteriously directed to the manager in the back corner of the room. The manager motions for her to follow toward the office. Asked to close the door, the web surfer turns to the door and pushes it into the frame until a blood chilling click is heard from the cold steel tumblers. After the click she hears her name come from behind her. Filled with dread she turns to find that her supervisor is reaching into the desk and slowly pulls out a pink slip covered in bright red ink. BOO!
2007-01-20 09:25:02 · answer #1 · answered by vaughndhume 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was about 6 years old my parents took me to see a horse show. At the time I loved horses, and was ecstatic - especially when I got to go in the stables and look at all the horses up close.
I was in front of one of the horses looking at it, when a girl, the owner I presume, came over and gave it a carrot.
I was awe, standing right in front of this big, beautiful creature - when suddenly, the horse sneezed!!
That left me with horse snot, spittle and half chewed carrot pieces all over my face.
Needless to say I'm not so crazy about horses anymore.
2007-01-20 11:29:46 · answer #2 · answered by c_lotty2001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my best Friend says i belong in a mental facility and i said that they wont let me stay because i scare away all of there patients. it is really hard to scare away psycho people. so i guess the only one able to do that is me its so amazing how stupid a blond can be oh yah im just righting this cause im bored have you ever seen someone with ears as big as dumbo i havent it would be weird if i did though my friend has big ears but her hair covers them up but another friend with big ears got his hair cut and now he looks funny i hope this takes up 2 minutes of your time
2007-01-20 08:30:57 · answer #3 · answered by shinybuttons_dontmakefunofme 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if this qualifies, but I'll give it a shot anyway. I had a dream yesterday, in fact it affected me so that I related it entirely to my sister much later. I dreamed that I was on this very large property, with a house far behind me in the distance. It was a bright sunny day, gorgeous, and there were various gardens and trees, paths and ponds interspersed throughout the grounds of this estate, which did not belong to me. But, I knew that I was welcome and felt very at ease walking the grounds. I knew the owners were somewhere in the distance. Anyway, I was walking and I came upon this large scramble of vines and bushes that were well over my head, with a small clearing leading up to them. As I approached I saw that they were laden with Filbert nuts, covered in fact. I plucked one and began to turn it in my fingers, as squirrels and birds approached to feast, seeming oblivious to me. I turned to look behind me and as I did so, I found myself in the house, a massive structure. I was in an expansive room, the far wall lined with books, the opposite opened onto a large flagstoned patio. There was a table set with an antique silver tea set, and three women, much older than I, dressed in floor length gowns, feathered hats and white pearls, were gathered at the table. They were holding hands and asked that I sit with them. I sat down opposite the french doors as the woman facing me turned loose of her "sisters'" hands and began to pour from the silver tea pot. "This is very scary," she said to me. I had a feeling that she wanted to tell me something when the other two ladies got up and began closing doors into the room. There was a door on each wall, leading into other parts of the house, but the one to my left as I faced the patio led to a small foyer and to the grounds outside. I got up to assist in closing the French doors, but when I reached them the scene had completely changed: The patio and gardens beyond were covered in snow. I turned my attention back to the room and though the layout was the same, the ladies were gone, as was the table and everything else. The room was well furnished, but in a completely different period than before. It was dark except for the light reflected off the snow through the window panes. The door to my left leading to the foyer opened and a strong cold wind blew in from outside. I was still standing by the French doors when a young couple walked into the room and toward me. The girl, about 18 years old, was the first through the doorway. Her companion, a few feet taller and perhaps twenty, followed close behind her.
Their clothes were from a time long past, and they were pale from head to toe. Their skin was paler than their clothes. The only color that escaped them was that of their hair, which was straight and so dark brown that it was almost black. Hers was just below shoulder length and several dark strands fell over her breasts. His was well kempt, but much shorter. Their eyes were whiter than their skin, and their clothes and hair held more than a few traces of snow. They looked so much alike that they could easily have been mistaken for brother and sister, but I knew that they weren't. They had been engaged, or married, and they had frozen to death on this property. I knew that as I knew that I was breathing, but I couldn't explain how and had no time to consider the matter as the young couple approached. They didn't bat an eye or utter a word as they made their way across the room. They stopped just short of touching me when I awoke.
This dream happened exactly this way, and the weirdest part is that I have had dreams and traces of dreams come true in the past. I have no explanation. And I have no idea what if anything this one means. Hope this answered your question. *smile*
2007-01-20 08:56:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
When I was little, I used to pick my nose and put my boggers on my grandmas chair.
When I was little I fell of a swing and broke my arm because I laughed.
When I was little I over-clogged my school toliet......And the toliet water came out to the hallway,
When I was little I had to ask for help to go to the bathroom! (iN FIRST GRADE) The teacher needed to help.
When I was little I wore my pants on backwards to school.
When I was little I farted in class.
Whan I was little I was sent to the principal office for flicking a pea...
When I was little my nickname I invented for me in kickball was ''GayLord''
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2007-01-20 08:21:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the balck eyed kids,of course,and yet to bad them not here in pa , cause our burrow is boring and snopring to live, i guess for them. , i say they're here to help then kill,were giving them a chance ,looks like it to me,
2007-01-20 11:25:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are at work on Yahoo and your supervisor catches you goofing off and reprimands you. have been a supervisor and done that
2007-01-21 09:32:29 · answer #7 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry but i can't think of any but i had to tell you that kyle v and c_lotty20 cracked me up! FUNNY!
2007-01-20 15:41:17 · answer #8 · answered by GoAskAlice 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/a/215077.
2007-01-20 08:20:27 · answer #9 · answered by ipodlady231 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋