Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the a*se and having the balls to say - "You're next fatty."
2007-01-20 07:50:51 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Cant speak for the rest.....but i've got balls......big ones at that !!
2007-01-20 09:43:33 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guts/Balls - All I have to say is your 'lads' better be able to give one hll of a blowjbo... Cause if you take that attitude with me that's the only place you're getting one.
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elchavo... Read my mind. I was leaning toward that one but decided against it.
2007-01-20 07:55:21 · answer #2 · answered by Nunya M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The guts only. No balls.
2016-05-24 01:33:03 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time out with boys I'll have to try that. But I won't call her fatty
2007-01-20 07:56:06 · answer #4 · answered by ><>JHF<>< 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If i had balls they would be cut off,she can only punch me in the guts.
2007-01-20 07:54:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I got guts and a HUGE pair of hairy balls under my big ****
2007-01-20 07:55:22 · answer #6 · answered by ravenfan92963 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
guts hanging from the balls
2007-01-20 07:53:25 · answer #7 · answered by anirban g 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I've lost bladder control just thinking about it!
Reminds me of the three Frenchmen discussing the meaning of 'sang froid'
The first one said that if you come home from work early and go upstairs for a rest to find your wife in bed with another man, and you gently close the door and leave them to it...this is 'sang froid'.
the second one said no!...if you go home and find your wife doing this and before you close the door you say...'excuse me, please carry on!...This is 'sang froid'!
The third one said NON!...if you go home and find your wife like this... and you say this...and he does?...THIS is 'sang froid'!!!!!
2007-01-20 08:00:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thank you for making my day. Guts
2007-01-20 07:54:10 · answer #9 · answered by Ben R 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
neither shed cut off my balls then hang me with my intestines
2007-01-20 08:28:49 · answer #10 · answered by Shnaricles the mythical panda 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋