I heard that in 1990,1995,1999 and 200. And guess what.... nothing changed!
2007-01-20 07:27:34
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answered by suzy 2
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I have it on good authority from the birds AND the bees that the world WILL in fact be over on May 23rd 2012. What will happen, is During the next 5 years, kittens will become so overabundant in the suburbs, people will start traveling to ghettos to take their spare and unused pit bulls into their homes as a means of combating the kitten outbreak. What they will fail to see, is that the pit bulls were actually in CHARGE of the great kitty outbreak of 2011, as it was a means to raise themselves up out of the ghetto living. When the pit bulls are finally in place, they team up with the kittens in our homes and on our streets and begin a large massacre of half the suburban population. Long story short, We bring Douglas Macarthur back from the dead to help us with our greatest Military Threat. unfortunately, by this time, the birds AND the bees have infiltrated most of our military complexes in North America and China. With access codes in place, they foolhardily set off a Mutually assured destruction sequence of tactical Nuclear warheads, destroying the globe. Why? BECAUSE THE RATS AND COCKROACHES IN CONTROL TOLD THEM TO! After all, birds, bees, cats and dogs are stupid. Moral of the story, have your pets spayed and neutered and practice safe pest control. You think the black plague was bad? JUST WAIT!!!
2007-01-20 16:46:00
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answered by Anonymous
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No one knows when the world is coming to an end. I know that 2012 has been bouncing around but if it is the Mayan calendar you are referring to as your date they may have meant it to be the end or it could be the dawn of a new age.
2007-01-20 15:29:59
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answered by Dave aka Spider Monkey 7
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you never know it can end now for all we know just live one day at a time and i herd from alot of places that the world is going to end in 2012 according to the Mayan calender a new beginning of peace and the Mayan were very accurate on all the other things they predicted but like i said live one day at a time
2007-01-20 15:34:01
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answered by Athena505 2
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"No one knows the hour, Not even Christ."
The Bible.
I have a feeling that since the Mayan calender is just a bit behind ours... What their end signifies is the same as when everyone though that all the computers would screw up and the world would go berserk!
It didn't then and it wont now...
2007-01-20 15:30:26
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answered by Anonymous
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No it may change but it will never end unless we are hit by meteorites large enough to destroy it.
2007-01-20 20:10:06
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answered by Lindsay Jane 6
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You mean to tell me that London is wasting all that money on the 2012 Olympics................
2007-01-20 15:34:12
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answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7
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I have no idea what you're talking about. If you're referring to the meteor, they realized that wasn't going to travel anywhere near earth awhile ago.
2007-01-20 15:27:24
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answered by Benji Duncan 2
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I really hope not because I will only be ... (counting) ... 19 years old!
By the way, you stared your own question, I guess you really like yourself.
2007-01-20 15:43:14
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answered by Joseph 2
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No that's just a prediction that the Aztecs/Mayans predicted. No one really knows...
2007-01-20 15:26:30
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answered by Bridget 4
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