the national anthem?? What crazy laws and national holidays would you have???
2007-01-20 07:13:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i accidentally stared my own question.
2007-01-20 07:52:57 · update #1
take me out 2 the ball game...the crazy laws would be national annoy day...be annoying everyday of the week...and stuff like that.
2007-01-20 07:16:53 · answer #1 · answered by explicitnights 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the national anthem would be Star spangled banner by Jimi Hendrix
the laws would be no eating Bologna on Sundays whle wearing shorts or a wide brimmed hat
if one wears sandals let them be of leather
vegetarians wouldn't be allowed or Vegans
the national holidays would be the death of Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison and John Lennon
another national holiday would be casual Friday, backwards day
June 25 and Canoli Day on May 29th!
the national TV show would be Bobobo-Bo-Bobobo!
another law is no rap music or really baggy pants and every 2 months a famous band would play
like black sabbath and the rolling stones
you have to be either christian, catholic, or any from of Christianity or Buddhist or Islam or Confucian
everyone would have to play a guitar, or instrument or sing even if your playing a cowbell it doesn't matter
it would be located near Europe but at least 1000 miles away from the coast of France and England
drugs are illegal unless you make a 40 day fast and give up half of your money to charity
no smoking, guns and there would be speakers everywhere for people to hear
I would elect officals to rule for 6 months and smaller officals to help create laws.
wegmans would be the only grocery store and there would be local shops that sold just bread, dairy, meat, pastry, fish and other items
the sex age would be 16-17 and the drinking age 19-20
2007-01-20 15:22:22 · answer #2 · answered by morrisonfan010 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The national anthem would be any of Queen's greatest hits.
There would be Raspberry Sorbet Awareness Day, where everyone would get to stay home and eat raspberry sorbet all day.
You wouldn't be allowed to conceive until you passed an extensive knowledge test and were deemed a suitable parent.
Anyone making any sort of racist remarks (outside of the occasional joke) would be sent to death.
All drugs would be legal and controlled by the government.
There would be National Sleep Day - the night before everyone would stay up as late as they could doing whatever they wanted and then they could sleep all of the next day if they wanted to - the sun would be turned off on this day.
I CAN'T THINK OF ANY MORE!
2007-01-20 15:20:40 · answer #3 · answered by Delvala 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Paradise! I would celebrate New Years, Valentines Day, My birthday, Easter, 4th of July, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, My Anniversary, Hubby's B-day, Kids B-days. No anthem, no laws except trespassing. It's a private island. Clothes would be optional.
2007-01-20 15:23:57 · answer #4 · answered by sicilia 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good Question
National anthem - God save our gracious
Laws - Parliament
Holidays - Bank holidays
Oops sorry that sounds like the island called Great Britain
Have fun with the answers
Good luck
2007-01-20 15:21:48 · answer #5 · answered by Police Artist 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hmmm national anthem I would write myself, national Doug day would be a holiday, I would make a law that said nobody can get a fish drunk on the 5th sunday if it were to occur in May.
2007-01-20 15:17:54 · answer #6 · answered by Doug H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the anthem would be....you gotta fight for your right to party (beastie boys)
We would have national game days, paper football tournments, watermelon tossing, pogo stick championship.
I would be the Queen and I would sit on a red velvet throne. But I would be nice too. And it would be full of creative peoples, writers, artists, actors, etc.
2007-01-20 15:18:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would install a law that says all slender women between the ages of 16 and 34 must be naked at all times..I'd even give'm a holiday called Nakedmyass. And of course we could have Kwanzaa, we wouldn't want to offend anyone.
2007-01-20 15:17:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Crazy by Gnarls Barkely.
One law I would have is put this Carl guy who spammed this question to life imprisonment.
National Chocolate Day! It would be on a Wednesday! A Wednesday off!
2007-01-20 15:17:38 · answer #9 · answered by Doofus B 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I do have that
not an island, 9 acres of woods
no need for any laws yet
2007-01-20 15:17:28 · answer #10 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Its raining men" would be the anthem, and
Clarkie Birth day
and Clarkie Cause-I-Say-So Day would be the two national holidays.
Rules:
1) Calories don't count
2) Thank you for smoking
3) Ice cream is now an appetizer
4) Clarkie knows all
5) Cable TV is free
6) Clothing optional
2007-01-20 15:19:45 · answer #11 · answered by Clarkie 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋