my fav. is dane cook,
"-dude, i heard a car!
-Yeah, the world is full of them. You're going to hear them a lot in your life so you better get used to it. If you hear a humpback whale, that's weird tell me that ****."
2007-01-20 04:12:41 · 6 answers · asked by singdancelove 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
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2007-01-20 04:14:04 · update #1
Jeff Foxworthy --"You might be a Redneck if...
...your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
...you go to your family reunion to meet women.
...your 2-year-old has more teeth than you do.
2007-01-20 14:24:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not my favourite comedian but a quote from my favourite comedy show 'One Foot in the Grave'
Victor Meldrew (Grumpy old man) gets fired from his job on a day everything goes wrong. He storms in to the Garage to pick up his car.
Victor (Flustered)- 'Is my car ready yet?'
Garage Mechanic- 'And you are?'
Victor-'Victor Meldrew, the Crimson Avenger!'
2007-01-20 04:27:29 · answer #2 · answered by malcolmg 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steven Colbert - the Colbert Report - ''and that's the word!"
2007-01-20 04:35:03 · answer #3 · answered by silverleaf90210 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Steve Martin. "Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse meeeeeeeee"
2007-01-20 04:16:00 · answer #4 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Carlos Mencia-DEE DEE DEE
2007-01-20 04:15:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LARRY THE CABLE GUY GET;ER DONE
2007-01-20 04:17:05 · answer #6 · answered by DRAG MAN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋