I came home from work yesterday to find my cat a bit sticky and smelling like ejaculation. The cat's fur was a bit damp, so either it was trying to clean it off himself, or my husband was trying to get it off him.
My husband and the cat are extremely close, but this has got me a little bit worried. Why would he be ejaculating so close to the cat?
Was he playing with the cat while doing this, or did the cat happen to jump in the wrong place at the wrong time?
My husband had just left before I got home and he will be home in a few hours... should I say something or let it go?
2007-01-20 03:38:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
LMAO SO HARD I AM CRYING WITH LAUGHTER.
FREAKIN MEN
SO TYPICAL OF THEM TO *** ON THE CAT.
I WOULD CONFRONT THE CAT AND CUT HIM OFF FROM THE TENDERVITTLES FOR CHEATING WITH YOUR HUBBY
2007-01-20 03:59:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Save the cat!!!! save the cat!!!!... oh the horror that Poor ..poor cat must have suffered at the hands of your Perverse demented Husband!!! call the SPCA...Call PETA... run the Kitty to the nearest vet clinic and have a "rape kit" done on the poor thing... then make sure you set up a trauma session with an animal psychologist...
It is Such a horrific thing to find out your husband is an animal "abuser"... I feel for you... maybe you ought to pack a few clothes... the kitty litter and seek shelter at the nearest home for abused felines...
OR wash and shampoo the cat... and ask your husband what happened...
2007-01-20 03:48:22 · answer #2 · answered by alex b 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
why would you jump to the conclusion that it was ejaculate on the cat? And why do you assume that he directly placed it on the cat? Could the cat have gotten in the trash and come in contact with a tissue with ejaculate on it? Or could it have been snot or some other substance that you were assuming was what you think it is? Perhaps it is just an assumption on your part - but he could be molesting the cat - ask him and if it is ejaculate - perhaps you need to spend more time with your hubby so you know what and when his ejaculate is making an appearance!!!!
2007-01-20 03:47:03 · answer #3 · answered by theboyzmom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Smelled like ejaculation? I think you are extremely paranoid!! Why would you smell it in the first place and not just clean it off. That is sick.
2007-01-20 03:59:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You might be misunderstanding things.My cat used to have wet dreams as far as I can remember.Furthermore I think that if you mention something like that to your husband he may get offended.At least that's what I would get if told so.
2007-01-20 03:44:51 · answer #5 · answered by Brenno 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-20 03:44:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I tell you, ud be surprised in this day & age what people do. you have to be sure it semen. if it was, maybe your hubby ejaculated on him.....but how would this be done by accident? strange. you should get your cats privates checked out.....unless offcourse he let the cat lick his sausage until he came! lmao. good luckk!
2007-01-20 07:33:23 · answer #7 · answered by Johnnie's cash🌴🌙☂✈ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you should say something to your hushand becuz this does not sound normal to me find out and tell him what the fk happen? i do have a cat and this never happen to me b4, my cat is fix ed..is your cat fixed???? if not then go get the cat fix asap. this does not sound right.
2007-01-20 03:49:58 · answer #8 · answered by browneyes 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you giving him any Pu***? Maybe that's why he did it. (I hope the cat got it from your husband spanking his monkey.)
2007-01-20 03:53:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I think he maybe cheating on you,Bloody cats will do it to you every time.
2007-01-20 03:47:02 · answer #10 · answered by Eat My Shorts 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋