How do you get in the bath?

Answer 1

I get naked

stand close to the side of the bath

face the bath

lift my left leg up whilst transferring my centre of gravity over to the right side of my body

put my left leg down in the bath(and if the water is not too blooming hot I leave it there).

I then transfer my weight forward and onto my left leg and lift my right leg in.

Then I turn to face the taps (at the end of the bath, we don't have ones in the middle).

I crouch down and put my hands on either side of the top of the bath to lower myself into the bottom.

Finally I stretch my legs out in front of me and relax.

Why do you want to know?

Answer 2

Run the cold water - so it doesn't heat up the bottom of the tub
Run the hot and cold water together
Pour bubble bath into flowing stream of warm water
Turn off taps and swish water around
Think about how nice it's going to be when I get in
Put one foot in and wonder how it got so hot
Put the other foot in and stand there adjusting for 2 minutes
Try to sit down in the water only to feel like I burnt my bum
10 minutes later slowly ease lower half of body into tub
Splash water over my arms to adjust to temperature
Remember that I didn't turn on the radio or bring a book
Remember that I'm already wet now, so it's too bad
Lie there relaxing and thinking how I should do it more often
Wonder how come the bath water is getting cold already!!!

Answer 3

I fire myself out of a cannon from across the bathroom. Sure I hit the wall and slowly slide down into the tub. Sure I get a few bruises here and there but it's the only way!

Answer 4

Go along the A46 a bit.

Answer 5

Down the waterslide of course.

Answer 6

The usual way

Answer 7

I step into it, naked of course, then slowly ease myself into the scalding hot bubbly water!

Answer 8

climb in! left foot first, then right foot, stand up then sit down, bum first

Answer 9

I put my leg over.

Answer 10

i normally jump in with all my little slimy friends