One time I was flying to Florida with my parents and little sister. I was around 13 I think. The plane was full of college spring breakers. I get really airsick and my stomach was super queasy! I don't know what I ate but I started to get horrible gas and I couldn't make it to the restroom. It was the silent but deadly kind and I mean, it was horrible! It even made me want to hurl! I was sitting next to my Mom and she gave me that look like "Was that you?" and I said "No, that's really gross!" We all know airplanes don't have the best ventilation and of course, you can't crack a window! Within a minute, the entire plane could smell it and all the college kids were accusing each other and laughing and making jokes. No one could tell who it was. I don't think anyone suspected me. I had to look out the window and put my hand over my mouth because I thought I'd die from laughing!
2007-01-20 03:19:30 · 8 answers · asked by SHELTIELUVER 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
i was shopping in a very busy mall with my daughter(at that time she was around three) and i had to pass gas,well i did my best to let it as quite as possible but of course my daughter heard it pipes up and says(while we were in a long line up for the cashier)Ewww mom you farted.and boy did i get embarrassed.
2007-01-20 03:26:03 · answer #1 · answered by hazel2nuts 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...that's pretty good. Those are the kind that I have; silent but deadly, so on the few occassions I haven't been able to control it; no one knows it's me.
I have a story...it's not about me but my bff. We were in Junior High PE class, and there was only about 8 of us or so, because it was Basketball season, and we were the only ones who didn't go out. So, we were doing our "calasthenics" or whatever, and we were doing the stretch where you put your right foot at your left hip, and just then a loud fart ripped. I looked around and met my BFF's eyes, and I mouthed, "was that you?" and she nodded. we could barely keep from laughing, which would've been bad cause the teacher was strict. The funniest thing is, I don't think anyone even heard it except me.
2007-01-20 03:28:29 · answer #2 · answered by Pooky 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I took my friend Jordan with me to my Surgery consult appointment. We were both in the Doctor's office at the VA hospital where I get my medical needs met. The Doctor stepped out of the room to look at my CT Scan, meanwhile my friend Jordan farted just as the Doctor walked back in the room. Then Jordan says, "Oooo what's that smell? Did you do that?" [to me]... How embarrassing.
2007-01-20 03:27:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can't think of any of my own farting stories right now (I'm supressing due to embarrassment). However on the new series, "Armed and Famous", Erik Estrada, who used to play Ponch on "Chips" let one rip during training to be a real life cop.
Everyone on the show was laughing. He just said, "He fell on me and squeezed the air right out of me." Me and my family almost died laughing. How can he keep his ego up after an incident like that?
2007-01-20 03:35:14 · answer #4 · answered by Gayle 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes one of my relatives farted in the grocery store when we were shopping for dinner. Then we left that aisle and a woman came to the section we were just in and she was wrinkling her nose so bad and scrunched up her face because of the horrid smell. My relative and I cracked up when we saw it.
2007-01-20 03:23:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
When I was 8, I sneezed in a supermarket and farted at the same time.
2007-01-20 03:26:15 · answer #6 · answered by Draco Paladin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My family was traveling out of state. I was in the backseat with my 2 brothers, and my mom was driving. One of us "let loose" and my mom turned around just in time to get a *whiff* and she brought her upper lip to her nose and said : "pew, you guys smell like animals!"
2007-01-20 03:24:30 · answer #7 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one! At least you didn't get "caught"!
2007-01-20 03:22:59 · answer #8 · answered by INDRAG? 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋