2007-01-20 03:15:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
For example: he sneaks into house at night,
his elves/workers are his slaves
animal abuse --> reindeer
"ho ho ho" --> whore whore whore
obesity problems
2007-01-20 03:19:11 · update #1
His red nose.... hes an alcoholic, he drinks because of the stress of trying to please everyone all at once!
2007-01-20 03:18:20 · answer #1 · answered by takethepain2579 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the boodocks cartoon - never gave the kids presents in the hood
futurama cartoon - made him into an evil killing machine
there are other movies where i remember the kids asking how santa gets into houses with no chimney
2007-01-20 11:20:12 · answer #2 · answered by krillin5959 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
those are good..and if u rearrange the letters in santa...it's satan.....he's just there to take Jesus out of the whole point of christmas..to me
2007-01-20 11:56:23 · answer #3 · answered by lize 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one way is to let billy bob thorton make a movie ,, named bad santa,,, what idiot.
2007-01-20 11:24:23 · answer #4 · answered by RED WHITE AND BLUE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is fake and millions of kids are convinced he exists...
2007-01-20 11:22:41 · answer #5 · answered by jordansmom 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He has no fashion sense.
2007-01-20 11:22:38 · answer #6 · answered by terry t 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋