Ricky Bobby: Well look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin grace. When you say grace, you can say it to grown up Jesus, or teenage Jesus, or bearded Jesus, or whoever you want.
Ricky Bobby: Dear little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.
2007-01-20
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haha i like to picture him in bellbottoms singing "wont u take me downnnn to funkytownnnn"
2007-01-20 00:53:10
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answered by Anonymous
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I Like To Picture Jesus
2016-12-31 03:45:54
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answered by ? 4
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How do YOU like to picture Jesus? (Inspired by Ricky Bobby of "Talladega Nights"?
Ricky Bobby: Well look, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I'm sayin grace. When you say grace, you can say it to grown up Jesus, or teenage Jesus, or bearded Jesus, or whoever you want.
Ricky Bobby: Dear little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein...
2015-08-06 07:14:58
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answered by Anonymous
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As a brother you haven't seen in lifetimes the recognition would be instantaneous and overwhelming. Transporting. And I believe every human has access to these feelings.
Memorable Q, Marianne.
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2007-01-20 10:51:47
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answered by Freesumpin 7
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I picture Jesus in a number of ways.
A couple listed... The baby Jesus is important to remember He was willing to debase Himself for our benefit.
Jesus at Gethsemene in prayer for what He is about to do.
Jesus as servant and teacher.
Jesus on the Cross dying, and dead for our condition.
Jesus gone from the grave and seeing his disciples and being seen.
Jesus at the right hand of God defending me
Jesus coming in the clouds, to claim those who believe in Him and establishing victory over the enemy who would kill us.
Jesus as my big brother who protects, guides, teaches, defends, stands up for me, loves me for who I am and wants more for me than I can imagine.
I cannot see Him one-dimensionally.
2007-01-20 01:05:41
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answered by thankyou "iana" 6
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I like to picture him as if he really were Brian, from "Monty Python's Life of Brian" Especially this scene..basically in this scene Brian has run away into the hills away from a mob of people who think he is the Messiah...but they find him...hidden in a hole with a man (Simon) who has just broken his vow of silence because Brian has fallen on his foot.......................
SHOE FOLLOWER:
The Master! Aha. He is here!
FRANK:
Master!
FOLLOWERS:
The shoe!...
ARTHUR:
The shoe has brought us here!
ARTHUR and HARRY:
Speak!
FOLLOWERS:
Shhhhh!
ARTHUR and HARRY:
Speak to us, Master! Speak to us!
BRIAN:
Go away!
FOLLOWERS:
A blessing! A blessing!
ARTHUR:
How shall we go away, Master?!
BRIAN:
Oh, just go away! Leave me alone!
SHOE FOLLOWER:
Give us a sign!
ARTHUR:
He has given us a sign! He has brought us to this place!
BRIAN:
I didn't bring you here! You just followed me!
SHOE FOLLOWER:
Oh, it's still a good sign by any standard.
ARTHUR:
Master! Your people have walked many miles to be with You! They are weary and have not eaten.
BRIAN:
It's not my fault they haven't eaten!
ARTHUR:
There is no food in this high mountain!
BRIAN:
Well, what about the juniper bushes over there?
FOLLOWERS:
Hhhh! A miracle! A miracle! Ohh!...
SHOE FOLLOWER:
He has made the bush fruitful by His words.
YOUTH:
They have brought forth juniper berries.
BRIAN:
Of course they've brought forth juniper berries! They're juniper bushes! What do you expect?!
ELSIE:
Show us another miracle!
ARTHUR:
Do not tempt Him, shallow ones! Is not the miracle of the juniper bushes enough?!
SIMON:
I say, those are my juniper bushes.
ARTHUR:
They are a gift from God!
SIMON:
They're all I've bloody got to eat. Uhm. I say, get off those bushes! Go on! Clear off, the lot of you. Go on.
HARRY:
Lord! I am affected by a bald patch.
BLIND MAN:
I am healed! The Master has healed me!
BRIAN:
I didn't touch him!
BLIND MAN:
I was blind, and now I can see! Aargh!
[whump]
FOLLOWERS:
A miracle! A miracle! A miracle!
SIMON:
Tell them to stop it. I hadn't said a word for eighteen years till he came along.
FOLLOWERS:
A miracle! He is the Messiah!
SIMON:
Well, he hurt my foot!
FOLLOWERS:
Hurt my foot, Lord! Hurt my foot. Hurt mine...
ARTHUR:
Hail Messiah!
BRIAN:
I'm not the Messiah!
ARTHUR:
I say You are, Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.
FOLLOWERS:
Hail Messiah!
BRIAN:
I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly!
GIRL:
Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
BRIAN:
What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
FOLLOWERS:
He is! He is the Messiah!
BRIAN:
Now, FCK OFF!
[silence]
ARTHUR:
How shall we fck off, O Lord?
BRIAN:
Oh, just go away! Leave me alone.
SIMON:
You told these people to eat my juniper berries. You break my bloody foot. You break my vow of silence, and then you try and clean up on my juniper bushes!
BRIAN:
Oh, lay off!
ARTHUR:
This is the Messiah, the Chosen One!
SIMON:
No, he's not.
BRIAN:
Aaaagh!
ARTHUR:
An unbeliever!
FOLLOWERS:
An unbeliever!
ARTHUR:
Persecute! Kill the heretic!
FOLLOWERS:
Kill the heretic! Kill him! Persecute! Kill!...
2007-01-20 00:59:52
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answered by gotalife 7
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Marrianne,
I love to picture Jesus when He was depicted kneeling in the Garden in agony for what He was about to face.
TDCWH
2007-01-20 00:54:59
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answered by TDCWH 7
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I always picture Jesus and his co-worker Jose' Canusee mowing my lawn.
2007-01-20 07:48:46
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answered by Anonymous
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Jerry Garcia....that is Jesus
2007-01-20 06:38:39
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answered by Einstein 7
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I like the traditional Jesus, so I guess a swarthy middle-eastern fellow...
2007-01-20 14:04:44
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answered by ? 6
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