sit on my *** all day and hope that one day I will get picked to be on Big Brother and then just release some perfume and get someone to write me a book about me?
2007-01-19 22:36:36 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Yeah, but you also ahve to get naked on TV while drunk, perform a sex act on a near total stanger in front on millions of people while drunk, get pictured falling out of nightclubs until you get pregnant by a guy you have been dating for ten minutes, have your baby and sell the pictures, get pregnant again five minutes after having baby number one, do the same thing with that baby's pictures, ensure you never weigh the same from one week to the next, have lots of public rows with the various rent a dads who are with you for the 'fame', oh yeah, come from the most disfunctional family ever. Did I miss anything? Oh yeah, be a total disgusting fat horrible bully on the same program that made you famous, ending your career and pretty much making everyone from your own country, and a country thousands of miles away, hate you.
That's it. Easy really.
2007-01-19 22:44:37 · answer #1 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 8⤊ 2⤋
Jade Goody is basically just a glorified lottery winner. She's also done nothing to achieve her millions other than be a grotesque freak that fascinated the public. That fascination has now ended big time. Any chance of Jade giving us all a refund now? He he.
2007-01-19 22:43:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
I wouldn't want to be Jade the most hated person on this earth.
Plus her careers down the toilet
If that's what you aspire to be then good luck your going to need it.
2007-01-20 01:06:21 · answer #3 · answered by Gossip81 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you actually have to go on big brother
Become the 25th most infuenchal personal in the world and be more hated than Bin laden
2007-01-19 22:49:36 · answer #4 · answered by mummylove 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Jade Goody is a completely horrible woman. I couldn't blieve she said those things about that gorgeous indian actress- she was so horrible to her! It sickens me how all types of scum can become celebrities these days. She's not even talented!
2007-01-19 22:43:54 · answer #5 · answered by jemm4president 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
you also hae to have a pathetic bf and an apology for a woman friend called D******* or something like that! :) It's hard work to be Jade. Must e tiring to be in constant denial. Am I becoming equally insensitive?
2007-01-19 22:43:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
No. You have to get off your *** and audition for BB like she did.
Then get yourself the same agent as Davina, Dermot, Russell and Cleo like she did.
Then sit back and enjoy your wealth
2007-01-19 22:40:53 · answer #7 · answered by SteveT 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
if you want to be like Jade Goody you should go to the doctor and get your head examined.
2007-01-19 22:40:06 · answer #8 · answered by Charles 2 · 6⤊ 2⤋
You need to have liposuction and bring out an exercise dvd and lie that's how you lost the weight.
2007-01-19 22:39:56 · answer #9 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
have you just got up with a
hang over we dont like her
and dont whant a nother
1 i will be glad when this
is all over be your self and
be happy she is not
2007-01-19 22:49:11 · answer #10 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋