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wake up..?

2007-01-19 22:31:26 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

22 answers

think to myself "what the dude might ask today".

2007-01-19 22:55:28 · answer #1 · answered by Bubuchachum 6 · 2 1

Isn't the classic answer, "touch myself" ?

Well, these days, I wake up, change a diaper FULL (lately overflowing) of pee-pee, then go make a bottle for my daughter (and then one for my son for when he wakes up).

My, how things do change.

2007-01-20 06:36:08 · answer #2 · answered by seaofcolour 3 · 1 0

Sit on the bed, pray for a few minutes

2007-01-20 06:37:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Turn off the alarm clock and go back to sleep.

2007-01-20 06:37:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

stretch,sit up,maybe yawn,rub my eyes,pet my pup at the end of the bed,go to the bathroom...oh wait,already told ya the first thing..dangit,another yacky day for me..=)

2007-01-20 06:38:54 · answer #5 · answered by *toona* 7 · 1 0

on my days off i usually lite a ciggie and lay in bed a while on days i work i cuss jump up and brush teeth then to shower then ciggie

2007-01-20 06:43:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Go to the little girls room...giggle giggle
then turn on the computer....
morning dude!

2007-01-20 08:28:29 · answer #7 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 1 0

hit the snooze button and yell at my husband to get up and make coffee

2007-01-20 06:44:50 · answer #8 · answered by crazi8red 6 · 1 0

roll over and slap the snooze button

2007-01-20 07:32:08 · answer #9 · answered by LS 4 · 1 0

try to remove my lover's arm from around me....but not before backin that azz up to see if there is any reason not to get up.

2007-01-20 07:29:05 · answer #10 · answered by Snowy Marie 2 · 1 0

make that squeenchy face at the alarm clock.

2007-01-20 06:35:14 · answer #11 · answered by Mystic M 2 · 2 0

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