a goodnight story
:) make it good, its my birthday
2007-01-19 20:07:01 · 5 answers · asked by Dead Birds Don't Poop 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
once upon atime A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your
head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.
Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
2007-01-19 20:14:02 · answer #1 · answered by micho 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday Perfect Lady
Happy Birthday to You .
2007-01-19 20:11:06 · answer #2 · answered by oatie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
THIS CONTAINS ADULT CONTENT:SO MOVE ON IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT:
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her
youngest daughter walks in.
Child: Mother, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get
married. One night they go into their room...they kiss and hug
and have sex.(The daughter looks puzzled.)
Mom continues: That means the daddy puts his penis in mommy's
vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey.
Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into your and
daddy's room, you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you
get when you do that?
Mom: Jewelry, dear.
NOW.WAS THAT FUNNY OR NOT?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
Rob.
2007-01-19 20:32:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a Perfect Lady.
Who's very tired you see.
And I cannot think a better place,
Than a mattress she should be.
Sweet dreams!
And Happy Birthday!
2007-01-19 20:16:24 · answer #4 · answered by 4kids2pay4 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whats right and whats wrong
2007-01-19 20:15:54 · answer #5 · answered by Desiree E 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋