Can you remember anything that made your side hurt from laughing?

Question

something that was just gut-busting funny. : P

i'll take anything. : P

Answer 1

It's one of those 'you had to be there' type of funny things.
I was with my best friend and we were leaving Tim Hortons, and the cashier said "Drive safe" and I said "You too". We cracked up about it.

Answer 2

You re going to think I need a helmet and to this day I don't know why I found it THAT funny. I was high school age and over at me best friends house with some others and my boyfriend of a few months. My boyfriend starts an argument with me, gets mad, goes to the door and shouts,:Saronora!" " My bf Alison responded, "yeh Frank Sinatra to you too." Ive never laughed so hard in my life though I know it wasnt that funny, it was just the timing and expression on her face...priceless!!

Answer 3

There was a show on TV a while back...Max X, clips of different disasters, bloopers, funny clips, etc. The host/anouncer was funnier than most of the clips, but anway...

...one clip was a dude that called himself "Whitey the Clown," dude, I was on the floor for over an hour, laughing in tears. My wife thought I was nuts, she didn't care for it, but I've not laughed as hard since.

More recently, South Park's episode on World of Warcraft. I don't play, but I have friends that do.

Answer 4

well one time my mom bought some cookies. Or so i thought. As i rushed to school i grab a packet of the cookies she bought and ate them on my way to school. Later that day i got home and i was hungry i really have to eat between meals so i decided to get some more cookies. My friends called me to go out to the movies and well i was like why don't i take some of those delicious cookies to my friends and we will eat them during the movie. I got to the movies already eating some of the cookies and gave some to my friends. As i was finishing the cookie i was eating one of my friends said "these aren't cookies there are laxative bars!." Then i realized i HAD BEEN EATING THEM ALL DAY! I hoped to God for them no to take effect till i got home but sure enough half the way into the movie my stomach started making weird noises... I runned like never before in my life wishing for everything to stay inside till i got to the restrooms.... I get to the restrooms and there was a freaking LINE.... I was about to explode so i had no choice but to run to guys restrooms and ask for forgiveness to the guys who were doind their stuff.... it was very embarassing... yet everyone finds it funny.

Answer 5

Yes. Years ago, I went into the kitchen to prepare breakfast
for my children. It was 7Am, earlier than they normally arose.
I found my back door open, with 4 children running in a circle
(one of them mine), dressed in coats, under a hose going full blast in the middle of my kitchen. I calmly asked, " why are you
running the hose in the kitchen?" (while turning off the flooding
green tube) The innocent reply was: Because it was too cold out side! (their dripping coats, and slushy sounding shoes were too much) I burst out laughing, as their scolding, apologetic mothers were reaching my back door.

Answer 6

I have laughed til I peed in my pants once, which made me laugh even harder.

I was on a date, and so nervous. I couldn’t bear to eat so I ordered a strawberry milkshake. My date had his head down and was eating, I decided to take a sip of my milkshake but though it best to not take my eyes off him. So instead I misjudged and got the straw stuck up my left nostril. I jerked my head away only to have the straw come with me and I ended up spraying my date with strawberry milkshake.

I laughed so hard, I snorted, then peed a little and from that moment on the date went south!

Answer 7

The crazy funny things my newborn has done for the passed two months.
I saw online, a clip once, of a baby in her crib. Her dad had just put powder on her butt, she "broke some wind" and it was like a powder blast explosion right up in the air, laughed so hard!!!!

*********** However the funniest thing to this day is a music video I saw online of a male pop artist from India singing and dancing. It is the most HYSTERICAL thing ever! It's addicting to watch and its one of those things you show one friend, they talk about it and you have to show each and every one of their friends. The more you watch it, the harder you'll laugh!! His name is Daler Mehndi and the song is "Tunak Tunak Tun" DOWNLOAD IT, you will laugh sooooo hard I guarentee!!!! No less than a 5 star rating********

Answer 8

While walking with a girlfriend, we saw a guy pull up in his putt - putt car. After he turned the car off and got out closing the door behind him, he walked towards a bar, while his car was still shaking, sputtering and coughing. After about thirty seconds of that the car heaved and finally was quiet. He looked at us as we looked at his car. Then we looked at him and he had the most pathetic expression of shame on his face. We died.

Answer 9

Yup lol

My friend and i we had a sleepover at her home and we were at home alone, neither of us is a good cook but she totally sucks lol
well and we had a rice rissotto kinda thing to cool. so we left the oil on the pan to warm up and went to the next room. soon enough we saw smoke she run into the kitchen and the pan was burning. well teh fire alarm went on and all we could do was laughing like hell!
we put the flames out but the smoke wouldnt go away and teh alarm wouldnt stop.
later when the alarm had finaly stoped SCREAMING we went back to the kitchen to wash the pan. we scrubed ans scrubed but the black stucky stuff wouldnt come off so we just decided to was teh soap off and cookk thr rice.
the rice turned black :D
and we ate it thinking that we just burnt them un. but after we had finished most of it we realized that we had actually eaten the bottom of teh pan that was teh sticky part that had melted. taht made us laugh even harder. so we spent all night freaking people out on msn and laughing at the BLACK RICE and how burnt oil makes us high :D
great memories!!!

Answer 10

When Stacy P. was going to drop a huge rock on a mailbox during of a drive by. He dropped the rock on the mailbox and it bounced back and hit his car and put a huge @ss dent in it. That was funny!

Answer 11

Robin Williams, at Carnegie Hall, doing a Scottish accent, explaining how golf was invented. Make sure you go to the bathroom before you watch it.