Jamie: (standing in front of the bus) Would you mind opening the door?
Driver: No. You’re too late.
Jamie: Oh, alright. (he just stands there, in front of the bus)
Driver: So can you get out of the way?
Jamie: No.
(Driver starts the bus, with all the noises that entails. Jamie doesn’t move)
Driver: Get out of the way.
Jamie: What?
Driver: Get out of the way!
Jamie: I can’t hear you.
Driver: (turns off the engine) Can you please get out of the way?
Jamie: Well, no. I’m trying to get on the bus.
Driver: You can’t get on the bus, you’re too late.
Jamie: Oh, okay.
Driver: So get out of the way.
Jamie: No.
Driver: Look. You can’t stand in front of the bus and stop me from leaving.
Jamie: But I’ve already done it.
Driver: But you can’t.
Jamie: But I’m doing it.
Driver: (getting flustered) Don’t you realise
you’re inconveniencing the other passengers?
Jamie: No I’m inconveniencing you. You’re inconveniencing the other passengers
2007-01-19
19:46:35
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