I Know Alittle Something that Will Tickle You Pink!!!?

Question

Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, "I'll be playing in my room for the next two hours. I sure would like a piece of cake when you're finished." Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cooled cake, Little Johnny exclaimed, "Golly, it worked!" Puzzled, his mother asked, "What do you mean?" Little Johnny replied, "Daddy said that in order to get a piece around here, you have to spend a couple of hours playing first!"

Answer 1

Thats pretty good heres some more.

In class the teacher says "Today, the word is urinate. I would like all of you to use this word in a sentence".
The first kid gets up and says "Last night before I went to bed, I urinated"
The teacher then says "That’s close, but the word is urinate, not urinated."
The second kid gets up and says "Last night before bed, I was in the bathroom urinating."
"That’s close again," the teacher says "but the word of the day is urinate."
Little Johnny then says "Teacher, your pretty cute, I wouldn't give you a ten, but urinate!"
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Many students are sitting in their classroom.
The teacher then gets up and says "The word of the day is fascinate, I would like everyone to use this word correctly in a sentence".
One kid gets up and says "I say a meteor shower last night and I was fascinated"
The teacher replies "That’s close, but the word is fascinate, not fascinated"
Another kid gets up and says "I saw that meteor shower, it was fascinating"
Then the teacher replied "that’s close, but like I said, the word of the day is fascinate, not fascinating"
Finally little Johnny gets up and says "Teacher, I know this girl who has a dress with ten buttons, but her rack is so big she can only fascinate"
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In history class one day, a pop quiz was given by the teacher. "I'll give you a famous saying and you tell me who said it, and it and what year".

First question, "Give me liberty or give me death" who said that.

A few kids put their hands up and she calls on Kiko, the Japanese exchange student. "That was Patrick Henry in 1775." she says.

"Very good," says the teacher. Next is "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country"

This time Kiko is the only one to put up her hand.

"That was JFK from his 1962 inaugural speech." she says.

"Very good," says the teacher. "But I'm ashamed of the rest of you. Here's a foreign exchange student that knows more about our history then you do!"

A voice from the back of the room whispers "Damn foreigners!"

Immediately, the teacher asks "Who said that?"

Little Johnny jumps up and says "Douglas McArthur 1945!!!"
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A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking". Then Little Johnny says, now I have a question for you. "There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married? "

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone. The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.

Answer 2

Cute joke but never use the words, "he exclaimed" in a joke. It sounds like it's being read directly off the screen.
You know many 'Little Johnny jokes;"

I wouldn't mind a slice of cooled cake myself!

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Answer 3

hee heee heeee..I am tickled pink

Answer 4

LOL Good one :)

Answer 5

haha!good one!