how do I start a food fight?

Question

im in a middle school cafeteria
Size:medium
tables: about sixteen
stools at each table:12
detention tables:1 right next to the lunch line sometimes 2 if it gets full
note: detention tables have at least 1 person patrolling them usually 2 and sometimes 3
Trays:disposeable
table shape: rectangular 6 stools on each side
special ed tables:1 i think (off limits)
clocks:2 plastic covered
school security: medium 1 armed gaurd with hand pistol
normal patrol: 5 with 2-3 vps and principals walking the hallways
doors: 3 sets of doors
trash cans: 6, 1 recycle can
janitor:one
stage: yes
courtyard:yes

Answer 1

Throw something at some one/thing

Answer 2

1st off, be ready to probably get caught, punished, and give the janitor a break. But, you'll need to get a few friends involved, and tell a few people the plan (quiet people), that way you don't look stupid and alone throwing a piece of food in the air and everyone staring at you. Once you get some friends (maybe 1 or 2) you all need to posistion yourselves at different points of the cafetieria. And lastly, you need to set a time. Sit where you can stare at the clock, when you tell people, tell them the time so that everyone can be anticipating it, and at exactly that time start throwing! it might help to bring a bagged lunch, so that you can have some extra slimy or extra sticky stuff, and don't expect this food fight to last long, because as soon as the pricipal or whoever gets the first few people that they feel are responsible, the rest of the class will quiet up. Good Luck!

Answer 3

Actually Food Fights are fairly simple to plan, but takes a long time. When I and my clique started one at our school(basically the same as yours, except we didnt have a guard with a pistol and had 3 janitors) we had to begin plans in Janruary(around this time) and pulled the fight off near the end of the school year. The main thing is, setting a specific date(we set it for the first day of the last week, that day we were having really messy food. Sloppy Joes, mashed potatoes, jello, and corn). and getting a LOT of people to get in on it(we went around to at least 90 people and asked if they would join in if we did it, they all agreed on the grounds that we went first, then when they joined in they wouldn't get caught. Or if we all got in for it, it wouldn't be much(the school wouldn't suspend 100 students, haha). So what we did was place a person from our clique at each of the tables in the cafeteria, and when the lunch line had closed and everyone was eating, this girl Ivone(from our clique) stood and threw her entire tray. Then it was on, it was like a signal and almost in entire unison half the luch room erupted into flying food and flipped tables for cover, those who weren't involved ran for their lives, those about 70 people slid(on the food and drink covered floors) outside and into the commons area. They fight only lasted about a minute and a half, but ALL of the food EVERYONE had gotten was on the floor and walls, and only like 4 tables were left standing normally. The entire school was on unofficial lockdown for the rest of the time, we got yelled at and had to act like we were in the military for the last 3 days, and those who were most prominent in the fight(who threw the most, including me and my future GF) had to clean the cafeteria. If you pull yours off, you'll be legends, because not many major food fights get pulled off(the previous time one happened in my town was when my father was in school according to my teacher...He, like I, was one of the founding fathers of the plan. =D I wish you luck, make the few who have had food fights proud(oh, and if you have money and your school sells vending juices/sodas and snacks, I suggest you stockpile).

Answer 4

sit at a table with some friends and start throwing food at each other then start getting up and throwing it at everyone else in the cafeteria.

Answer 5

People around the world don't have a grain to eat and you animals want to start food fight. Oneday the country of "plenty and waste" will fall on it's knees !!!

Answer 6

There are people dying of starvation and you want to start a food fight?some of these questions should be bypassed or should not be answered by Yahoo Answers.

Answer 7

I believe food fight etiquette states that you yell "Food fight!" before actually throwing the first piece of food, but I don't remember. :)

By the way, don't aim for teh guy with the pistol. It could be bad...

Answer 8

Throw a tot

Answer 9

Why would you want to start a food fight? Someone's bound to turn you in, and then you'll be cleaning it all up.

Answer 10

Get a group of people in on it and then there could be no blame and lots of people would participate.