Is this not the worst song ever written?

Question

And no it wasn't meant to be a joke- it was actually contrived. And it was actually a hit. LMAO

You remind me of my jeep-I wanna ride it
Something like my sounds- I wanna pump it
Girl you look just like my cars- I wanna wax it
And something like my bank account- I wanna spend it

Show me a chorus with worse contrived lyrics than that and I'll give you 10 points.

Answer 1

How about "Fix up look sharp" by Dizzy Rascal

I stay sweet as a nut, sweet like Tropicana,
When I hammer in your head splits like banana
Your not ready for this girl,
You better send your best soldiers, 'cos this is Captain Rascal!
More destructive and troublesome than ever,
I'll probably be doing this, probably forever,
Fellas wanna stop me dont probably come together,
Its probable they'll stop me, probably never,
You Topman, Topman, hard toppa toppa,
Come to me with an attitude, come a cropper,
I'm old school like Happy Shopper,
I fight old school, bring your bat and your chopper,
And a First Aid Kit, and some antiseptic, this could get hectic,
I'm a done accept it, you got a bright future,
Dont let my $hit affect it!

OR

"Drop it like it's hot" by Snoop Dog

Snooooooooooop..
Snooooooooooop..

[Chorus - Snoop Dogg]
When the pimp's in the crib ma
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
When the PIGS try to get at ya
park it like it's hot
park it like it's hot
park it like it's hot
And if a ***** get a attitude
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon
And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on

OR

"Da Repercussion" by 50 cent

Uh huh, Uh huh, five, five, one... it's real **** *****

[Chorus]
You ****** say somethin' slick, you'll get SLAPPED for that
You ****** schemin' on some jewels, you'll get CLAPPED for that
If ya'll ****** want war, I got the MACK for that
Run up with some work, and get your head CRACKED for that

OR

"F**K you" by 50 cent

[Chorus: scratching]
Pain In Da @ss "F**k You" [3x]
Styles "I don't give a f**k" [3x]
Styles "I don't give a f**k who you are"
Pain In The @ss " F**k You"
Nas "****** is this and that"
Big Pun "I'm even, even better than before"
Styles "I don't give a f**k who you are"
Pain In Da @ss "F**k you"
Nas "****** is this and that, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just the best"
Styles "I don't give a f**k who you are"
Pain In Da @ss "F**k you"
Nas "****** is this and that"
Big Pun "I'm even, even better than before"
Styles "I don't give a f**k who you are"
Nas "****** is this and that, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just the best"



Yes, I also can't believe these guys are making money selling junk like this.

Answer 2

"MacArthur Park" by Donna Summer from the album Once Upon A Time - 1979

"Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again... Oh, no"

"Burrito" by Pete Yorn from the album The Day I Forgot - 2003

"It's a 7-11
Do you want to take a walk outside
If you want a burrito
You can have another bite of mine"

Answer 3

Here's the chorus:

"Smack that all on the floor
Smack that give me some more
Smack that 'till you get sore
Smack that oh-oooh!"

Answer 4

Do it in the road from the beatles is a pretty bad one too

Answer 5

Yo Yo Yo
Be my ho
Yo Yo Yo
Not no mo

Answer 6

Goratory lyrics are pretty nice.

http://www.darklyrics.com/g/goratory.html

Answer 7

diz iz better

West side walk it out
souf side walk it out
east side walk it out
norf side walk it out
now walk it out

Answer 8

that is so stupid I'm glad u typed it cause if i would have had it i would pull my hear out

Answer 9

That is sooo lame...