I've been watchin South Park for a long time now, and i can't make my mind up on what the best line is. Maybe u guys can help me out.
2007-01-19 15:48:11 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
TIMMY
2007-01-19 15:56:06 · answer #1 · answered by amnm222 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not an easy question! I love southpark and quote them all the time.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.
Cartman: Respect My Authority
Cartman: Mom--Kitty is being a dildo.
Mrs. Cartman: Well, I know a little kitty who is sleeping with Mommy tonight
Cartman: Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian
Timmy: TIMAH!
Redneck: Why don't you help yourself to a f@#$ing science book because your talking like a f@#$ing retard?
Cartman: I got my period and finally
Big Gay Al: I'm super, thanks for asking
And there's alot more.. but i'll quit now.. sorry but I love the show
2007-01-20 07:34:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Cartman craps out his mouth and Kyle says "get the f*** out of here" I laughed for like twenty minutes straight, only because he was so serious when he said it, truly priceless.
2007-01-19 15:52:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cartman- Mom kitties being a dildo
Mom- I now a certain kitty, kitty thats sleeping with mommy tonight.
You cant beat that kind of humor
2007-01-19 15:52:22 · answer #4 · answered by crestland_chic 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
try this on for size fat ***... ok,
Stan: dolphins are intelligent and friendly
Cartman: intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonase
or
"too bad drinking scotch isnt a paying job, or Kennies dad would be a millionare, u here that kenny, you poor peice of crap"
2007-01-19 15:52:53 · answer #5 · answered by Sparx 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Any quote involving Al Gore and cereal.
2007-01-19 15:51:27 · answer #6 · answered by McLovin 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmm....
Cartman:
O I'm Sorry I'm Sorry... What I Said Was....
Would You Like..To Suck... My Balls....Mr. Garrison
Lol...Thats My Favorite :)
2007-01-19 15:59:02 · answer #7 · answered by Why? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Only three more hours sea people... three more hours and you can take me away from this crappy goddamn planet full of hippies."- Cartman
"Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I want, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I want! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I want! "- Cartman
2007-01-19 15:52:54 · answer #8 · answered by maggielynn 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"why do poor people smell like sour milk?" This was asked by Eric Cartman.
2007-01-19 16:20:33 · answer #9 · answered by robee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Timmy!
also what about
"What would Brian Boitano do?"
and last but not least
"Blame Canada"
2007-01-19 15:52:16 · answer #10 · answered by Genius 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give me your Jew gold Kyle,I know all Jews wear gold around their necks.
2007-01-20 07:44:07 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋