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Alright, so let’s just say it was a lonely Friday night. Embarrassingly,
I unfortunately got semen onto my chair. My chair is sort of a… fabricy cushion chair. Now, freaking out, I run and try to wash it by getting paper towels and normal soap. Then I tried using laundry detergent and now it’s sitting off in the corner, letting it dry.

Now… would the semen have sunk really low into the chair, making it the most disgusting chair ever..? Or did I do a clean enough job cleaning it that I wouldn’t cringe every time someone used it?

I feel like an idiot. Any comments as to if I can clean it anymore would be great.

2007-01-19 14:06:57 · 7 answers · asked by J U 1 in Home & Garden Cleaning & Laundry

7 answers

Call Paris Hilton. She'll suck it right out of the cushion.

2007-01-19 14:19:53 · answer #1 · answered by Dale K 3 · 2 0

You probably did an okay job cleaning it. I wouldn't worry about it sinking low into the chair. Its not as runny as water or anything, so it probably just got on the surface.

2007-01-19 14:15:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No cleaning tips here sorry but I can tell you that you're not the only guys that's ever happened too.

2007-01-19 14:15:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

You may want to change your name here to J.O. instead of JU!

2007-01-19 15:09:16 · answer #4 · answered by warren peace 1 · 0 0

get a life ..... so u cleaned it ..... so wot ...... why do u feel like u have to share this with everyone

2007-01-19 14:36:43 · answer #5 · answered by sexybum272 2 · 1 0

really this question would be best answered by monica lewinsky.... so if shes here she can give us some pointers

2007-01-19 14:09:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

wtf!!

2007-01-19 14:10:37 · answer #7 · answered by plumber local union 102 3 · 0 3

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