How much would someone have to pay you...?

Question

Please answer all (or most)

For you to:

1 - Eat your own feces?
2 - Eat THEIR feces?
3 - Live like a homeless person for 1 month?
4 - Cut your pinky off? (on your non-dominant hand)
5 - Kiss Rosie O'donnell? (on the MOUTH)
6 - Eat a large, non-poisonous spider?
7 - Purposely crash your car?
8 - Smack your mother?
9 - Willingly contract an STD? (a non-lethal one)

Just curious...

Answer 1

1- not for all the money in the world
2- not for all the money in the universe
3- a month? probably $50,000 minimum depending on the conditions
4- i like my pinky so again they couldn't pay enough
5-just a peck? probably about $2,000,000
6- alive: don't think i could. dead but unsterilized and raw: i don't think i would. dead and sterilized but raw: a few million. dead and sterilized and cooked: $1,000,000 at the very least but it depends on how large it really is and if i'm allowed to throw it back up or not.
7-depends on how bad... a fender bender? $100,000
8- with her consent... me $1,000,000: her $2,000,000
9- there will never be enough money in existance for that.

truthfully.... these are just estimates... i'd have to be put in the position to know what i really would do... and for what price.

Answer 2

1 - Eat your own feces? Never would do it
2 - Eat THEIR feces? Never would do it
3 - Live like a homeless person for 1 month? If someone paid me I'd just use the money to get a room at a hotel.
4 - Cut your pinky off? (on your non-dominant hand) Never would do it
5 - Kiss Rosie O'donnell? (on the MOUTH) Never, EVER would do that.
6 - Eat a large, non-poisonous spider? 100 dollars should cover my antibotics for the posion.
7 - Purposely crash your car? I would never hurt my baby.
8 - Smack your mother? I would never hit my mother.
9 - Willingly contract an STD? (a non-lethal one) I never would consider that.

Answer 3

1 - Eat your own feces? 100
2 - Eat THEIR feces? 5000
3 - Live like a homeless person for 1 month? 1,000,000,000
4 - Cut your pinky off? (on your non-dominant hand) never
5 - Kiss Rosie O'donnell? (on the MOUTH) 100,000
6 - Eat a large, non-poisonous spider?never
7 - Purposely crash your car?50,000
8 - Smack your mother?never
9 - Willingly contract an STD? (a non-lethal one) never
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Answer 4

1. 50,000 to eat own feces
2. 60,000 to eat theirs
3. 30,000 to live homeless for a month
4. 60,000 to cut pinky off
5. 10,000 to kiss rosie
6. 40,000 to eat spider {i hate spiders}
7. 40,000 to purposely crash car
8. 20,000 to smack mom {she'll understand later on }
9. 70,000 to get an std
notice > i'm broke as hell so all those numbers would definetly be negotiable. : )

Answer 5

how many feces are we talking? Ill assume a spoonful.
1. $1000
2. $1,000,000 (I changed this cause they could have strange diseases and stuff, better be brown and solid)
3. $5000+
4. $5,000,000
5. $2000
6. Alive: $20,000, Dead: $5000+
7. $5000+
8. $1000+
9. depends... $5,000,000

Answer 6

1,2,6, 7 & 9 - 10 million each...
3 - I'd pretty much do if you donate a million to charity
4 - hmmmm pay for the surgery to cauterize the wound
5 - much like kissing my mother-in-law
7 - I have one you can do that too for free
8 - Free if I can tape it and sell the tape

Answer 7

I'll do 1,3,5,6 and 9 for a sack of white castles (with cheese). The rest would require two sacks.

Answer 8

well for 6 and 7 is sort of like fear factor and i would that cuz u get paid 50,000 i think,but the other things i probably would not do

Answer 9

1- 1 million
2- not enough $ in the world
3-10,000
4-1 million
5-yuck
6- 50,000 hate spiders
7- 5,000 I hate my car
8- My mom died. Wouldn't have hit her anyway
9-not enough $ in the world

Answer 10

1-20,000
2-40,000
3-10,000
4-100,000
5-5,000
6-1,000
7-double the cars value plus insurance costs for a year
8-10,000
9-1,000,000