If there are elves in the gravy, why must the pigeon herniate at midnight?
2007-01-19 11:58:48 · 7 answers · asked by Meeowf 3 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
It's not a necessity, it's more of a courtesy. When the elves gravify themselves, they expect the pigeons to herniate in kind. If they don't, it's a huge insult to the Elfin Gravy Priests.
Of course, all of this happens at midnight because, well, ALL cool things happen at midnight.
2007-01-19 12:46:03 · answer #1 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get the elves out of the gravy! Because if the pigeon herniates at midnight, you are going to have liquid pigeon everywhere!
2007-01-19 12:38:39 · answer #2 · answered by Lil' Dog 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you don't want the elves in the gravy. They only way for them to disappear is to allow the pigeon to herniate at midnight. One stroke past, they will melt. One stroke before they will disappear forever in time.
2007-01-19 12:25:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the pigeons can't speak english.
2007-01-19 12:08:22 · answer #4 · answered by M45-S355 l_l532 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer is simple, the eagle has landed.
2007-01-19 16:26:07 · answer #5 · answered by concernedjean 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he has one more elf to crap.
2007-01-19 12:19:04 · answer #6 · answered by Psyengine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so that i can inseminate her rictus
2007-01-19 12:07:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋