What do you think of these 11 ways to look and feel sexy?

Question

1.) When you go out in public, make sex sounds ALL the time (the same sounds that you make when you have a orgasm.)
2.) Stare at people and lick yourself.
3.) touch and grasp yourself in privite areas.
4.)Constantly say Meow and perrrr like a cat.
5.)Remember to exercise and Moisturize and when you do that sing, exercise da la la la moiturize.....
6.)Look at yourself in the mirror and say I Am a Sexy , hot female.
7.)Take a picture of yourself naked and materbate to it.
8.)Take a picture of yourself naked and keep it in your wallet and show it off to strangers Meow!!
9.)The only time you eat is when you have sex.
10.)In public ofcoarse, sing a song taht you wrote that describes your body and how sexy you are.
example: Im a sexy women .
My hair is sexy
oh yea call the cops
Im just to sexy
oh yea
Im to sexy to go grocerie shopping
oh yea
11.) "Im too sexy" is your theme song.

Answer 1

Nar·cis·sism –noun
1.inordinate fascination with oneself; excessive self-love; vanity.
2.Psychoanalysis. erotic gratification derived from admiration of one's own physical or mental attributes, being a normal condition at the infantile level of personality development.

Answer 2

1. Act confident. 2. Smile and make sure your breath smells minty fresh. 3. Pout your lips a bit when looking at your boy friend. 4. Turn sideways amd make sure you have mascara on to make your eye lashes look superrrr long !

Answer 3

Sounds like a sex crazed maniac came up with this list.....Did Paris Hilton come up with this ?!

Answer 4

I like that theme song too.

Answer 5

Um.. those are kinda of dumb things to do. They don't make you feel sexy, just make you feel like an idiot.

Answer 6

I think they will lock you in a mental ward if u do that

Answer 7

LMAO it sounds more like a hooker looking for business.

Answer 8

those are eleven ways of getting asked "how much?" after sex

Answer 9

Excellent..

Rule #12.. BE FABULOUS!

Answer 10

i just think you're obssesed.