2007-01-19 11:28:23 · 25 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yeah but feeding them 'jelly and peanutbutter' sandwiches costs a fortune.
And they've a tendancy to try to take over the running of your house, then the street, then the town, then the county, then the country, then the world!!!
2007-01-19 11:34:13 · answer #1 · answered by Ecko 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm American and I would say that not all (but most) are the stereotypical fat, lazy, McDonalds-eating, gun bearing, church going, homophobic, xenophobic, anti-semitic, racist, conservative, pro-life, Immigrant hating, hypocritical douchebags who are completely getting in the way of the rest of the world are now acting like the Bullies of the World telling everyone what to do.
There are a few good ones (like me: liberal, healthy eating, trim, pro-immigrant, agnostic, anti-racist, hard working, pro choice) that may cost more than the cheap ones that I listed more.
For the first kind just feed McDonalds 3 times a day, but they'll go ballistic on you if you insult them.
For my kind only feed fatty foods once in a while, but other time give them healthier foods. We can also be very well house trained, but there are some extremists of my kind that don't like being insulted either.
2007-01-19 11:48:31 · answer #2 · answered by tchafe201 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Obviously you have to be mad for wanting an american as a pet.... my guess is that there probally quite cheap... a few pennys will do and as for being housetrained, have you ever heard of a house trained american??? I think not.
2007-01-19 11:59:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive got a George Bush Baby
for sale
makes a lot of funny noises
and looks strange
also it can choke half
to death on a pretzel
whilst sitting onthe couch
watching tv and
will start fights
with afghan hounds
but once u put it on its
lead and cheney it quietens
down a bit
2007-01-19 11:40:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, very funny. ;-)
Ask any fallen soldier how much an American costs, and whether or not Americans can be house trained varies with the individual.
2007-01-19 11:32:39 · answer #5 · answered by cruztacean1964 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
depends on what you get.
IF you get a high class, one, its going to cost 2 arms and 2 legs. If you get a cheap one you won't have to pay as much. But it may take a little longe.
What you can do is go on the streets and find a stray one and take home as cleaning it. Then you have one and won't have to pay for it.
2007-01-19 11:35:05 · answer #6 · answered by ArchAngel Raziel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
House trained? now that's a question, probably not, and they eat such funny food! Burgers, and have you seen their breakfasts, Eggs Bacon sausage, and 'grits' (semolina pudding) all covered with maple syrup! ukk! and has anyone tasted Root Beer, it tastes like 'germolene' Impossible to train I'd say!
2007-01-19 11:36:52 · answer #7 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try Joes Salvage Yard, you dont get a clean title. 1-800-Buy-American
2007-01-19 11:36:20 · answer #8 · answered by Ben R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmm, depending on their quality, they can be pretty pricy. Now if you're willing to settle for one of those toothless, inbred Deliverance types, you're likely to get a better bargain. However, their ability to be housetrained is severely limited. You might want to spend a bit more money and go for quality!
2007-01-19 11:32:25 · answer #9 · answered by BROWNITE 4-ever 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
More money than you ever think and as far as house training I am still trying to get my son to do it.
2007-01-19 11:31:33 · answer #10 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋