The stupidest sayings your parents used to say to you?

Question

If you fall out that tree and break both your legs dont come running to me !
Shut your mouth and eat your food !
etc...etc

Here's anouther one my mate just told me :

Eat your food cos there are millions of starving kids in the world who dont have what you have!
Answer : NAME ONE !

Answer 1

My uncle to me( I was a five year old chatter-box) Don`t you ever stop talking? You ought to be saving your breath for when you are an old lady, you`ll need it then, and you `ll be sorry that you wasted it all now.

Yes ! I really did think that I had a limited amount of breath for my life, and that I would run out of it before time!

From my mother(when I was a stroppy teen-ager)
Don`t think your life will be a bed of roses, when you get married, my girl.

Answer 2

Dummy up. What does that mean? Never did get it.

If I made a face they'd tell me it would stay that way, yeah right.

I was told that I should eat all my food because there are people starving that would love to have it. I told my mother to put it in a box and send it to them. (I got back handed for that one)

If I swallow my gum it would stay inside for 7 years. NOT TRUE

Answer 3

are you readin that paper your sitting on,because whys a crooked letter and cant be straighten,dont look at me with that tone of voice,no im puttin my foot down with a firm hand but by far the stupidest was mum sayin ask your dad,coz hed always say yes.dads was dont tell you mother,coz his cageyness and sucking up to her always led her to say what have you been up too lol

Answer 4

Eat all of your food there are kids starving in the world.

Answer 5

you will be laughing
on the other side of
your face in a minute

and if i was pulling
funny faces in the mirror
"a monkey will jump out at you
if u keep staring in the mirror"or "if the wind changes direction
u will stay looking like that"lol

Answer 6

i used to hate it when my mom would say "because i said so!"
what kind of answer is that???
i always felt like i was never entitled to a "real" explanation.

now...as a mom...i have realized that no answer is good enough to a kid that doesn't want to hear it. so now after a while, i usually end up saying "because i said so!"
and i still hate it!
(but now i can appreciate it)

Answer 7

I walked 10 miles, in 10 feet of snow with bailing wire and cardboard on my feet, just to get to school.

Answer 8

lol thats so true! i never realized that!

i just think it's kinda funny when parents say "grow up" cause they always tell u being a kid is the best times of your life.

Answer 9

i'll give you the back of my hand in a minute,
go upstairs and don't come down until you've said sorry,
shut up and say sorry

Answer 10

if u r lying to me den i will go 2 the otha room and talk to god and ask him if u r lying or not!
(and yes i was 5 years old and it worked on me lol.