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Just stick her in the bedroom and lock the door when you have company -




joking - don't have a fit people

2007-01-19 11:26:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hah.
now that's a good question, though honestly i hope you're just curious to see what people will say, and aren't actually in that situation, if you are, the i feel bad for you.
you have a few good answers, and i cant think of anything clever to say, so im just gonna say that you should just let her wear it.
i mean, after all she is old, let her have som fun.
i think im gonna go watch some tv now. thats how bored i am.
hope u solve ur granny problem.

2007-01-19 20:37:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Next time Granny's little old lady friends come over to play Canasta, stroll through the room wearing one of those banana hammock things and just let your "junk" flop all over the place.

She might take the hint and cover up her saggy goodies the next time company comes over.

2007-01-19 19:26:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

A note on nice stationary might be nice, like as follows:

Dear Grandma,
You are a lovely person. However, your breasts are by your belly button and you sagging skin swings when you walk. If you could find it in your heart to cover up that monstrosity you call a body whilst company is over, it would be greatly appreciated by all,
Regards,
(insert your siblings name here)

2007-01-19 19:27:44 · answer #4 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 2 0

You could try a little reverse psychology on the old girl. Let her see that you "enjoy" her display. That should scare the living crap out of her. I'm not getting any more descriptive than that. I hope you understand what i'm saying.

2007-01-19 19:27:12 · answer #5 · answered by Skanky McSkankypants 6 · 2 0

well, i thought she looked real tacky when she wore that bra under her tube top, but you are right, the bikini was the worst.
ask the company to sign a petition.

2007-01-19 19:24:32 · answer #6 · answered by sweetie 5 · 0 0

You have to go easy on her, Jimbo! Grandma may not be ready to declare herself ready to retire from the ranks just yet!

Dewers shots!

2007-01-20 00:10:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Offer to give her a bikini wax.

2007-01-19 21:22:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Take her to the Matinee and pick her up at 6 pm

2007-01-19 19:25:28 · answer #9 · answered by lolita 5 · 1 0

Throw a robe over her, every single time she does this, she will get the hint.

2007-01-19 19:27:59 · answer #10 · answered by XXXDirtyDirtyGirlXXX 6 · 0 0

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