I was in a pub and i was drunk(very)...i saw a girl sitting at the bar so i staggered over to her and planted a great big kiss on her lips....she stood up and slapped me across the mouth(i must have spun around,on the spot,3 times)...she asked me why i done that...I told her because she looked like my girlfriend...She said " You Bloody Halfwit!!"...i replied..."Wow,you sound like her as well !"
2007-01-19 11:11:31 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you definitely have to give up he drinkng man, you heid's aw full of wee doors and their aw banging. lol
2007-01-20 05:27:00 · answer #1 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You so do not go to the right pubs I would never slap your face. Kiss me LOL
2007-01-19 11:23:00 · answer #2 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
serves you right!!!! You invaded her space, assaulted her and did it while rat ar@ed......what a compliment!!! Would have been better if you had been sober and said the right words.............being drunk does NOT make you the best lover in the world nor does it make you very attractive to women!!! (contrary to what your drunk little brain tells you....you are not better looking than Clooney or Justin.......) By the way I thought your question was funny!!!!!
2007-01-19 11:19:06 · answer #3 · answered by Confuzzled 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes just like I did when my wife said she had heard one girl say to another that she fancied the pants of her.she then asked me if they were le****ans,and i replied if they are I must be one as well then.
2007-01-26 01:17:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi,S.S.K.A.M,
I know how you feel- I was in a bar with a pal one night (very drunk) and behind us was a large mirrored wall.
My pal said 'Hey,Misterviv- there's a guy behind you who looks just like you!'
I looked over my shoulder,then said 'Amazing! The other guy looks like you!'
He said 'I'll go and say hello', and started to get out of his seat.
'No,sit down!' I said. 'It looks like they're coming over!'
Sorry.
2007-01-25 08:41:57 · answer #5 · answered by misterviv 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, definately deserved. Would've done the same, lol.
2007-01-19 11:16:54 · answer #6 · answered by stell0603 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're not a halfwit, you're a nitwit. And you talk funny.
2007-01-20 12:32:39 · answer #7 · answered by Hot Donna 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah you deserved that slap across the coupon, but wasnt it worth it?
2007-01-19 11:15:56 · answer #8 · answered by angel 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice one.Ha Ha
2007-01-26 00:26:51 · answer #9 · answered by Ollie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At least you have had the Gipsy's warning.
2007-01-23 12:52:19 · answer #10 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋