My stomach rumbles like an avalanche,
Mercilessly obliterating all in its wicked path,
A pocket of gas grazes my sphincter hole as I excuse myself from class,
Too late.
Burning, like the fires of Hell, a rotten egg flatus gas
emits silently from my unsuspecting butthole
The air around me gets dense and moist with the hot, muster of rotten eggs
People around me, shooting glances of disgust this way and that,
Sssppppssss...oops, another pocket of flatus gas flees my buttcrack and meshes with the existing pass gas in the air,
embarrassed, i shoot glances of disgust right back at my fellow classmates,
everybody looks around, desperately sniffing their armpits--anything that is better than this insufferable gas,
what to do?
ssssppppppssss, ooopsie, another gas exits,
sweat jutts down my face and I feel uneasy, these flatus gas emittances are looking to be the bane of my existence,
will anyone forgive my social transgressions?
does anyone know its me?
squeeek!!, oops, now, every1 nos its me!
2007-01-19 09:50:25 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
funny and interesting!
2007-01-19 10:56:06 · answer #1 · answered by Mags 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 11:22:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As Sherlock Holmes once said to Watson, "Who is the better for that?" And that is a rhetorical question, the answer of which is anticipated in the question and the answer is "No one is the better for that." Not even you. You have not the soul of a poet by that example.
2007-01-19 09:56:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what junior high did you say you attended those were written on the walls of the football locker room right? ooopsie suppossed to be nice on here aren't we?
2007-01-19 09:56:52 · answer #4 · answered by doc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha oh wow. Nice.
2007-01-19 09:55:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you really in college?!
2007-01-19 10:14:42 · answer #6 · answered by Kaci (: 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋