Should Leroy get Lucille some lozenges, or should Leroy let sleeping locusts lie and leave Lucille alone?
2007-01-19 09:47:41 · 12 answers · asked by Dava 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
Oh, that lucky little lady, Lucille. She does make me laugh!
Let's begin by asking Leroy to lure lusty Lucille in to use a laproscope. We'd like to rule out leprosy. This is really nothing to be lackadaisical about! Let's also assume that Lucille does have laryngitis.....Leroy could try a Legendary Laotian lotion. Loosely mix together lanolin, lard, Limburger, lavender & licorice......allow this luminous lump to leaven.
Have Leroy languidly apply this loathsome lotion to Lucille's larynx, leaving it for a little while. Lucille should also dress in a pair of long johns until she's feelling healthier.
Long live the locust Lucille!
2007-01-19 10:43:31 · answer #1 · answered by Canadian Ken 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Leroy should let Lucille live her own life, leaving her to lie alone. Love the loyal lady locust and lament her lonely passing. Let's allow Lucille to leave her location to locust heaven, wherever the locals like lemonade.
2007-01-19 12:21:51 · answer #2 · answered by maddojo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He put some lockets in Lucille's pocket, but she doesn't know where to find them. This drove her menthol but rather than cough up for more, she flu off. Leroy now sings tunes such as you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille. He feels a lemon letting that honey go but it's quite a relief.
2007-01-19 22:21:25 · answer #3 · answered by brainlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christine My Chile rose says she would love to have Lucille over for dinner.
Any chance of arranging that?
you best give this one to the dictionary munchers
Canadian Ken sounds desperate..Ha HA HA!
2007-01-19 10:03:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just let Lucille rest for about 17 years and she'll be just fine.
2007-01-20 23:22:26 · answer #5 · answered by mythisjones 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As I recall, they chirp by rubbing the hairs on their back legs together, so the laryngitis part is rather moot.
(grin)
-Dio
2007-01-19 09:58:01 · answer #6 · answered by diogenese19348 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's leave. The pterodactyls to terrorize terrific townspeople.
See....I can do alliteration too.
2007-01-19 12:44:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lubricate her legs -- locusts' loud music is leg-music. Really.
2007-01-19 09:56:47 · answer #8 · answered by ecolink 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My best friend Ben pees sitting down.
2007-01-19 10:50:45 · answer #9 · answered by in_myownxx 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
awww whata cute question hehe
2007-01-20 02:33:49 · answer #10 · answered by BscHons 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋