funny pregnancy stories?

Question

just thought it would be fun to share some stories, any funny ones? thought maybe it would make some pregnant woman's day.........

Answer 1

This one starts out sounding bad but I thought it was funny, at least now looking back.

My husbands (3) good buddies from college were staying the night at our place, to catch a flight out of San Francisco. (We live in San Jose our buddies in Sacramento)... They decided that since they were only in town for the night they should go out. Around 2 am they showed up, pretty wasted (they walked home.) I was about 5 months or so along. Their ruckus woke me up, at which point I realized I had to pee (as most pregnant women do in the night!) I went pee. Stood up and "whoosh" went all this water. I thought for sure my water had broken, & we needed to get to the hospital. Seeing as how everyone was drunk I opted to drive myself!!! The whole way to the hospital I couldn't get everyone to just "Shut-up". They all had insisted on going, who knows why. They even made me go through the "drive thru" at Taco Bell. (That must have been why they wanted to come...FOOD!)
We get to the ER; the nurses get me a room. I kick the guys out -except my hubby. So, that I could change into my gown. They guys get back in and start messing with everything. One of them blew up a rubber glove until it exploded right in his face. The hooked me up to EFM... And we waited...& waited...about 2 hours later we were still there being monitored & waiting for the doctor to check me & do a test to see if it really was amniotic fluid. The nurses brought my guy friends blankets and kicked them out of my room to the waiting room to sleep. Finally around 5 in the morning they told me I had peed my self. I was relieved & embarrassed, but glad to be going home. We went to the waiting room where they all had passed out... I should have left them there...We managed to wake them up & get them home. I was so glad when I woke up later & realized they were gone. They caught their flight to Hawaii.

Well it was funny to me!

Answer 2

When I was pregnant with my my oldest son I was craving a popsicle really really bad! Well, I heard an ice cream truck going down the street. So, I ran down the street after the truck. Well, I caught up with the truck and the guy said "Are you okay?" I said "Yeah I'm fine. I just want a popsicle!" The ice cream man thought it was funny. He laughed about it.

Answer 3

For a few days, I was thinking I could be pregnant. So one night my husband brought home a test. We had been trying for 2 years. So I went upstairs to take the test. I came back down to wait with my husband. Since we had been trying for so long, I knew I was not pregnant. When it was time, I ran to the bathroom to check. Since I "knew" it was going to be negative, I quickly glanced at it and threw it away. I walked back downstairs, and said no. As I paused, I realized there were 2 lines! I flew up the stairs got it out of the garbage, and saw the 2 lines! My husband and I were jumping up and down. We thought back to the night "it happened" Since we had been trying for 2 years, we found ourselves very scheduled for when we had to do "it" Well I had just landed a great job and went out after work with some friends to happy hour to celebrate, I came home quite "happy" That was the night we conceived! That was our first, we are now pregnant with our 3rd!

Answer 4

1st baby) when i saw her move (i mean seriously movin!) in my stomach while laying down watching a movie, whoa! it looked like I had an alien in my tummy
2nd baby) couldnt stop eating jalepeno poppers from captain D's
pregnant with #3) nothing funny yet, still majorly sick, but my husband (not father of 1st 2 children and has never had children of his own) almost fainted when I told him. Thank Goodness the bed was right behind him! We have been trying almost 3 years and had given up !!

ok, so maybe not ha ha funny, but cute nevertheless