To be able to laugh at yourself is a great gift:
So... what's the most stupid thing you've done today?
2007-01-19 08:52:44 · 14 answers · asked by Johny0555 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I'm an idiot most days and extremely clumsy.
Let me think.....hmmm....OH...today I slammed the pantry door on my finger. And ran into the toilet as I was headed to the bath...got a nasty bruise on my shin. Burned toast this morning talking on the phone. Slid into a doorframe sliding across the hardwoods.
Closed out an online game of Boggle (sorry Googly) before we had finished.
I'm sure there's other things...I'll add more as they occur or as they come to mind.
2007-01-19 09:01:35 · answer #1 · answered by vegetable soup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do drama, so within the course of an hour became a vein queen, an old peddler woman, a farmers wife (with the most ridiculous accent I've ever heard come out of my own mouth) a dwarf waddling around the stage, a tree and a boar.
It was hilarious the lot of us.
We were doing Snow White BTW
2007-01-19 09:09:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing today thank god but i do go through stages!
once i went to work with a pulled neck in a very funny position, i couldn't drive to work so i was late in, they were very concerned and asked what i had done , i told them i had fallen down the stairs at home and landed funny....they believed me hee hee how ever the read reason was ...... i got attacked up by a bag of asdas smart price frozen sausages!!!!!!!! what i did was not get a pair of scissors out and used my teeth to open the bag, my hand slipped of the bag my head went back and my neck got stuck so i lied to save face!!!!!!
motto...never buy cheap sausages and make sure the bag is dry !!!!!!! ouch it did hurt but it was funny
2007-01-19 09:07:50 · answer #3 · answered by littlemermaid_72 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not today but 2 days ago I was in the local supermarket with my 2 year old in the trolley. Not really paying attention, in fact chatting to someone I bumped into. I pulled the trolley backwards while still chatting and straight into the side of a meat refrigerator smashing it to bits.................Oops! I laughed so much a bit of wee came out!! Honestly!
2007-01-19 09:00:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the time. My boss was measuring the amount of space in our office we all have using his feet, he's not your average boring sort of boss, he's a laugh. He reckons I have 10ft square and I said 'are you really saying that your foot is 12 inches long' and he looked at me and said 'where do you think the term foot came from?'
Duh!! Don't I feel like a right plank now!! :o)
2007-01-19 09:01:51 · answer #5 · answered by Crazy Blue Beetle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today was uneventful, but one time I was backing up the boat trailer, and hit the brakes too hard, the boat slid off onto the concrete ramp, (the damage was minimal), I am still laughing at that one, it was seven months ago.
2007-01-19 08:59:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I left a water botlle in my cold trunk overnight. When I opened it in work it shot up straight like a bottle of champagne and ruined all the documents for my presentation. Oh well.
2007-01-19 08:58:19 · answer #7 · answered by Grianagh 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whelp, I'm trying to think of something dumb I've done today.. normally this would be a very easy question to answer, but I think I am having a fairly normal day.. bummer for this question.
2007-01-19 08:58:19 · answer #8 · answered by Aunt Henny Penny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't find my car in the parking garage when I went to lunch. I looked all over the wrong floor! Thank God for my alarm remote! I would have been out there forever looking for that darn car!
2007-01-19 08:58:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sitting down at this computer when I have so many things to get done.
2007-01-19 08:57:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋