"off" myself?
1. Tie a hundred dollar bill to myself and run naked through a trailer park, screaming "DALE EARNHARDT WAS A SISSY!"
2. Run through Anbar Province in Iraq, with a necklace made of pork chops, carrying an American flag.
3. Try to steal a Twinkie right out of Rosie O'Donnell's mouth...
4. Go to a KKK rally dressed in an Al Sharpton costume.
2007-01-19
08:33:04
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yes, I made it up myself, and NO, I've never considered suicide. Just trying to send people off for the weekend with a laugh.
2007-01-19
08:48:22 ·
update #1