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I really liked Bunny Love Carrots but now they are radioactive.

If only the CIA had got the threat level right.

2007-01-19 08:14:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

The Yurosek brothers farm (Bunny Love brand) across the road from the Saugus Speedway. It's a California Landmark.

2007-01-19 08:28:22 · update #1

I live about 5 miles from the location in question.

Sounds like a cry for help from a survivor. Thank God Bush attacked Iraq or it would have been worse.

2007-01-19 09:51:23 · update #2

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dont worry short bus i have a secret underground chamber where i have tons of bunny love carrots in storage . i was tipped off by tv guide that this was going to happen so i stocked up

2007-01-19 08:26:49 · answer #1 · answered by Unfrozen Caveman 6 · 2 0

It doesn't matter where the bomb went off, the scenario depicts terrorists with a WMD that they deployed. This will happen within the next 1-3 years and when it does you all won't think it's so damn funny. We are in a serious and very deadly war with some very nasty people!

Please read the following;

General Hawley, is a newly retired USAF 4 star general. He commanded
the Air Combat Command [our front-line fighters and bombers] at
Langley AFB, VA. He is now retired and no longer required to be
politically correct. A true patriot!

"Since the attack [9-11], I have seen, heard, and read thoughts of
such surpassing stupidity that they must be addressed. You've heard
them too. Here they are:

1) "We're not good, they're not evil, everything is relative."

Listen carefully: We're good, they're evil, and nothing is relative. Say
it with me now and free yourselves. You see, folks, saying "We're
good" doesn't mean, "We're perfect." Okay? The only perfect being is
the bearded guy on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. The plain fact
is that our country has, with all our mistakes and blunders, always
been and always will be the greatest beacon of freedom, charity,
opportunity, and affection in history. If you need proof, open all the
borders on Earth and see what happens.

2) "Violence only leads to more violence."

This one is so stupid you usually have to be the president of an Ivy
League university to say it. Here's the truth, which you know in your
heads and hearts already: Ineffective, unfocused violence leads to
more violence. Limp, panicky, half measures lead to more violence.
However, complete, fully thought through, professional, well executed
violence never leads to more violence because, you see, afterwards,
the other guys are all dead. That's right, dead. Not "on trial," not
"reeducated," not "nurtured back into the bosom of love." Dead.

3) "The CIA and the rest of our intelligence community have failed us."

For 25 years we have chained our spies like dogs to a stake in the
ground, and now that the house has been robbed, we yell at them for
not protecting us. Starting in the late seventies, under Carter
appointee Stansfield Turner, the giant brains who get these giant
ideas decided that the best way to gather international intelligence
was to use spy satellites. "After all, (they reasoned,) you can see a
license plate from 200 miles away." This is very helpful if you've
been attacked by a license plate. Unfortunately, we were attacked by
humans. Finding humans is not possible with satellites. You have to
use other humans. When we bought all our satellites, we fired all our
humans, and here's the really stupid part. It takes years, decades to
infiltrate new humans into the worst places of the world. You can't
just have a guy who looks like Gary Busey in a Spring Break '93
sweatshirt plop himself down in a coffee shop in Kabul and say "Hiya,
boys. Gee, I sure would like to meet that bin Laden fella. "Well, you
can, but all you'd be doing is giving the bad guys a story they'll be
telling for years.

4) "These people are poor and helpless, and that's why they're angry
at us."

Uh-huh, and Jeffrey Dahmer's frozen head collection was just a
desperate cry for help. The terrorists and their backers are richer
than Elton John and, ironically, a good deal less annoying. The poor
helpless people, you see, are the villagers they tortured and murdered
to stay in power. Mohammed Atta, one of the evil scumbags who steered
those planes into the killing grounds is the son of a Cairo surgeon.
But you knew this, too. In the sixties and seventies, all the pinheads
marching against the war were upper-middle-class college kids who
grabbed any cause they could think of to get out of their final papers
and spend more time drinking. It's the same today.

5) "Any profiling is racial profiling."

Who's killing us here, the Norwegians? Just days after the attack,
The New York Times had an article saying dozens of extended members of
the gazillionaire bin Laden family living in America were afraid of
reprisals and left in a huff, never to return to studying at Harvard
and using too much Drakkar. I'm crushed. Please come back. Let's all
stop singing "We Are the World" for a minute and think practically. I
don't want to be sitting on the floor in the back of a plane four
seconds away from hitting Mt.Rushmore and turn, grinning, to the guy
next to me to say, "Well, at least we didn't offend them."


SO HERE'S what I resolve for the New Year: Never to forget our
murdered brothers and sisters. Never to let the relativists get away
with their immoral thinking. After all, no matter what your daughter's
political science professor says, we didn't start this. Have you seen
that bumper sticker that says, "No More Hiroshima’s"? I wish I had one
that says, "No More Pearl Harbors."

2007-01-19 09:19:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

How does Bunny Love Carrots relate to 24 or Politics? This belongs to TV in the Entertainment Department. I'm not sad. It's just part of the storyline that caused a lot of mixed reviews and hype in the news.

2007-01-19 08:18:42 · answer #3 · answered by Kristen H 6 · 2 0

Why bomb Valencia? Barcelona is just up the coast and it would have made a more painful target. Its airport is an international hub and its port is a major cruise ship port. Barcelona also has a world famous nightlife. Madrid would make an easier target. ETA have been bombing it for 40 years. They just did, again, the b*stards. Took out a multi-storey car park next to the brand new terminal.

Why is our society surprised that evil minded people hurt us so deeply with violence when all we feed our own society is with violent shows and the more violent media coverage. Desensitizing us.

I'm not saying we need more bunnies in our lives, but they wouldn't hurt, would they?

2007-01-19 08:32:42 · answer #4 · answered by NotsoaNonymous 4 · 0 1

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and pals no longer positive of the call yet there became yet another that had those dogs that became tremendous heroes. do not save in recommendations the call yet i exploit to upward thrust up authentic early to video reveal it i generally ate peanut butter after I watched it. there is yet another were the only 0 one Dalmatians had a series. Oh and all the Warner brother and previous Disney cartoons. television became depraved then i opt for it back adequate with the gizmo's and instruments and destiny stuff, thanks to a lot violence now.

2016-11-25 20:57:13 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

You really need to get outdoors more often.

And FYI - There aren't any farms in Valencia. Bunny Love carrots are grown much further north.

2007-01-19 08:18:01 · answer #6 · answered by MoltarRocks 7 · 2 0

When the bomb went off I turned off the TV in disgust.

2007-01-19 08:18:32 · answer #7 · answered by Kaydee 3 · 2 0

The terrorists are chasing down BUNNIES now?! OK this time it's personal!!!
(Gonzo dons his bullet proof vest and sings "Over the top" by Frank Stallone.)

2007-01-19 08:18:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

When the bomb went off I bet the cons got aroused. Nothing more exciting to a con than death and destruction.

2007-01-19 08:27:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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