Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Question

It is time to elect the world leader, and your vote counts.

Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

I'll give credit at a later time after answers have been submitted.

This is a poll to see which gets more votes.

Answer 1

Candidate A

Answer 2

I know that these are all real past presidents, but I can't remember who they are. I'll go with A.

Answer 3

They are all three real presidents of the past. Candidate C is Hitler.

Answer 4

if that's it then i cast my vote for anarchy